“On October 18 at 9 am, I lost the mucous plug and a lot of blood at the same time (normal). I was having contractions every 7 minutes and getting stronger. I called my husband and told him to come off because he had to go to the clinic. I look out the window to see him arrive. This andouille passes in front of the house, but does not stop !!! The poor man was so stressed that he went to get me from his parents who live 3 km away !!! Arrived at the maternity ward, a midwife examines me, puts me on the monitor and says: “Ah, but no my little lady, you have no contractions (I was screaming in pain…). You have to give birth on the 24th, come back on the 25th ”(did you understand something?). And then around 16 p.m., no more contraction, nothing. At 18 p.m., big contractions that come back in force every 30 minutes. I phone my husband who has gone shopping. I take a quick shower and see him mowing the lawn (it was dark too). He said to me: “Wait a minute honey, I’m finishing. By the way, are you in pain? “We go to the maternity ward and there we see a midwife who tells us:” Is it for childbirth? »My husband answers him:« No, it is for a birth »(total to the mass the dad). And to top it off, after cutting the cord (I wonder how he did not cut his fingers), when the midwife put the baby in his arms, he replied: “It’s the mine? ”
Pucci
“I have an anecdote concerning my cousin. One night, she feels contractions. The concern is that her husband can only wake up with… the alarm clock! So she rings him, he wakes up, thinks he has to go to work, and there, she tells him that he must go to the clinic, that the little one is going to arrive !!! Him all in panic, he gets up in speed, gets dressed, takes the suitcase and leaves !! Starts the car, starts to turn around and suddenly thinks that something is missing !!! He returns home… he had forgotten his wife on the doorstep !!! ”
Titeboubouille
“For my second childbirth, I told my husband to go to the hospital. I go into the car to wait for him, I lower the suitcase because he was also in the west, and I wait in the car. I wait, I wait, I honk, he doesn’t come, I start to get annoyed, I open the car window to yell at him “What are you doing, come Simon!” And then he comes running with a bag. I ask him what he was doing and he replies: “I was packing your suitcase and the baby’s!” “Grrrrr …”
charlie1325
“The funniest of my two deliveries was daddy waking up. First childbirth:
– Honey, you have to wake up, now is the time.
– Mmmm… (like let me sleep), how many contractions do you have?
– 6min.
– WHAT ? (it sobered him straight up)
Second childbirth (5 a.m.):
– Honey, we have to go to the maternity ward.
– But no. (sleeping)
– (How’s that, but no?) But if!
He made me laugh!
What was also funny in this second childbirth, is that I had to come home (pre-labor supposedly …) So I found myself with mega contractions, in my living room, in the middle of my parents and of my man, on my gymnastic ball, listening to Diam’s, and with my eldest who wanted to treat me with his doctor’s kit! Quite special! I’ll remember it ! Two and a half hours later, my second man was born in the maternity ward. ”
libellune76
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