Blame it on hormones? Moms let go

“For my two deliveries, my thumbs became paralyzed !!! Suddenly, my man massaged my left hand and the gygy my right hand !!! Impossible to hold myself to push !!! mdrrr! Finally, believe me that even with that, we find strength because I managed to crush the hand of the gygy who said: “With something like that, I will not be able to operate for a week !!! lol !!!! It never does to me, just when I give birth, mdrrrrr !!!! ”

titelouline

“At the time of the contractions (which are somewhat painful), realizing it, I kept saying ‘damn damn’ … So the midwife looked at me laughing. She said to me: “Yesterday, I had a patient who said“ fuck it ”with each contraction, and you today, it’s“ damn ”!!! We had a good laugh and I also crushed my darling’s fingers while pushing, realizing it (instantly!). I had them apparently stuck between the stirrups and my hand, poor man! ”

Seve

“For my fourth baby, my little Elodie, just before the expulsion I wanted to bite my husband, it was uncontrollable. Already I was planting my nails in his arm, there I took out my teeth! I can still see his face! I thought weird, it looked like I was an animal. That’s why we give sick people something to bite in the movies! I would like to add that I did not have an epidural because it opened at 6 cm at 18 p.m. and delivery at 18:25 p.m. Ditto for my 3rd. Being used to it and believing that it would go quickly for the 5th, I did not want to perish. ”

bb5

“For my first, during the twelve hours of contractions, my legs hurt. With each contraction, my husband held my feet for twelve hours straight. I forbade him to let go, yelled at him if he started to sag with fatigue, threatened him when he showed a relaxation! For twelve long hours, my husband held my feet as I asked!

Then for my second, my husband was so relaxed and I was in so much pain that I couldn’t shake him anymore. I yelled at him, he circled around me smiling, it got on my nerves, he tried to come closer to massage me, I hit him, I couldn’t see him. I said to him: “But you are stupid! you’re c .. or what ”, I insulted him and he was happy he didn’t have to hold my feet! It lasted four hours, we’re still married and more in love than ever, I can assure you! ”

charlie1325

“For my second, I had arrived at the maternity hospital in the evening, so my husband had returned home to see our son and, around 4 am, when the labor had started, I wanted to phone my man to tell him and I don’t know what happened, my head wasn’t very clear either, I called a guy (this 3 times in a row), who asked me: “But who are you want ? So I tell her that I want my husband because I am giving birth. He replies: “I’m sorry, I don’t know him, but good luck with your delivery and congratulations to future parents. I was very embarrassed because I wasn’t able to phone my man and had disturbed a stranger in his sleep who was very friendly and understanding. I think that today, he still has to talk about it around him. ”

Kachmie

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