1. Sleep a night of 10 hours in a row
2. No longer hear the morning scream in crescendo “Maaaaamannnn”
3. Receive an unlimited “evening babysitter” subscription
4. Having a cleaning lady 4 hours a day (the dream …)
5. A vacuum cleaner that sucks up children, momentarily (but no, not true …)
6. Earplugs that don’t mute sounds but simply reduce them
7. Finally being able to go to the bathroom quietly
8. Spend a day alone without a child or a husband
9. Go to a nightclub, go to bed at 5 a.m. and wake up at 13 p.m. very fresh (yes!)
Out of inspiration? You can also opt for more traditional gifts, or at least easier to give.
To read :“Mother’s Day: our gift ideas, to offer… or to treat yourself! (slideshow) ”
10. A coloring book to relax, and pencils that nobody touches!
11. Being able to read an entire magazine on a deckchair on vacation
12. No longer going to the pediatrician once a week (twice a year is good)
13. Bask in a bubble bath undisturbed
14. Shopping for a whole afternoon (without children, that goes without saying)
15. Have a coach at home, preferably handsome
16. To be able to eat a packet of cakes without being attacked by hungry little beings
17. No longer having to tidy the children’s room ten times a day
18. Be congratulated by the whole family after a nice homemade ratatouille (or other vegetable-based dish)
19. Escape for a romantic weekend or with friends
20. Have a 2nd, 3rd child (oops!)