Major League of KVN quarterfinals, women’s team “Priority” Rostov

Team: “Zarostovye-DSTU” (First League of KVN), the city of Shakhty.

Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Marital status: married.

Outside the KVN stage: artistic director of the cultural and leisure center of the DSTU branch in Shakhty, wedding organizer.

How many years have you been “humorous”? 6! The schoolgirl saw the performance of the DSTU team and said to herself: I want it the same way. I entered the university to play KVN.

Life motto: believe in what you are doing.

Good mood recipe: enjoy what you do.

What can’t you live without? Without KVN. And also without a blanket. 🙂

Is humor a real deal? Yes! To write funny jokes, you need to constantly develop yourself. For example, if you want to be strong, you need to pump muscles. In our case, you need to “pump” the brain.

Who jokes better – men or women? There are no gender differences for me. And those and those can be both funny and not funny.

What color is the chameleon looking in the mirror? That is black and blue, then white and gold.

What happens if a person is scared half to death twice? The eye will twitch twice as fast.

How to explain to a cat that he will not eat a watermelon? Show that watermelon does not go under valerian.

Team: “Priority” (Higher League), Rostov-on-Don.

Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Marital status: Single.

Outside the KVN stage: organizer of leisure programs and director of theatrical performances. In addition, I am studying to be a human resource manager.

How many years have you been “humorous”? 14 years old! Since childhood, she was interested in humor, played at school. And one day a close friend of the Kaveenschik brought me to a rehearsal of an adult team, explaining to its participants that “the audience perceives a woman’s voice faster.” This is how professional performances began.

Life motto: everything will be fine!

Good mood recipe: 100 grams of sunny weather, a pack of friends (you can replace a pack of good people), fill everything with confidence that everything will work out, add a pinch of humor and put positive on a slow fire, constantly mixing something.

What can’t you live without? No shower, no sleep, no people, no good people, no reliable people, no oranges and adventures.

Is humor a real deal? Humor is innate. But congenital humor can be ruined, and non-congenital humor is almost impossible to acquire. And in general, as my mother says: “Humor is not the case!”

Who jokes better – men or women? Men joke better. And wise women give men the opportunity to think so. But we understand how it really is, right?

What color is the chameleon looking in the mirror? If a chameleon takes a selfie, it doesn’t matter what color it is – it will still apply the sepia filter later.

What happens if a person is scared half to death twice? The frightening one will get twice as strong “in return”.

How to explain to a cat that he will not eat a watermelon? Eat a watermelon in front of a cat, making it clear that he will not get anything. Let him look with envy – you need to eat slowly and with pleasure.

Team: “Priority” (Higher League), Rostov-on-Don.

Zodiac sign: Aries.

Marital status: Single.

Outside the KVN stage: artist and screenwriter at DSTU.

How many years have you been “humorous”? 8 – I’ve been playing since the first year.

Life motto: people don’t believe in things that have never happened before!

Good mood recipe: breakfast, your favorite TV show and the feeling when you know that today you are going where emotions await you. And it doesn’t matter if they are positive. The main thing is that you experience them. I love the feeling of adventure and something unknown! This is the key to a good mood!

What can’t you live without? Probably without privacy. In fact, you can get used to everything and adapt to everything. Even if they take away the most beloved keychain, which brings you happiness from childhood, all the same, after a while you will be able to find another such talisman. There is nothing material without which one cannot live. But rest from people is a very important thing for me. You press pause, sit on the sofa with a mug of tea and watch the series.

Is humor a real deal? Humor is directly related to intelligence, if you develop, read, learn the world, then humor will develop with you!

Who jokes better – men or women? I would really like to say that men, because I love to laugh at their irony and easy attitude to life. But since I play in a women’s team and represent women’s humor, I will say that both women and men can make fun of the same cool.

What color is the chameleon looking in the mirror? It depends on what he is sitting on when he looks in the mirror.

What happens if a person is scared half to death twice? If a pessimist had answered, he would have said that he would be half dead. I am an optimist, so I answer: half alive.

How to explain to a cat that he will not eat a watermelon? “Are you crazy? What a watermelon, you are a cat! “

Team: “Bataysk National Team” (International League), the city of Bataysk.

Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Marital status: engaged (to Anton Shvydkiy from the KVN team “MFYuA National Team”. – Approx. Wday).

Outside the KVN stage: head of department of the municipal unitary enterprise “Metroelectrotrans”.

How many years have you been “humorous”? More than 6. Even in the first year I decided that I want to play in KVN. The guys from the team of the academy where I studied took me to their place.

Life motto: everything will be fine!

Good mood recipe: ingredients for one room: me, a loved one, a plate with something tasty, a Labrador dog, good films and a pinch of the sun from the window. Ready!

What can’t you live without? Without communicating with loved ones. Loneliness is my worst punishment.

Is humor a real deal? On the one hand, if this could be learned, then a school of humor would have been open long ago. You can learn how to write jokes, but learning how to write funny jokes is much harder. On the other hand, a person is not born with a good sense of humor. It turns out that humor is a profitable business, but from early childhood.

Who jokes better – men or women? Both men and women can joke well. Another thing is that there are much more men who can write high-quality humor than women.

What color is the chameleon looking in the mirror? Black and blue. No, white and gold.

What happens if a person is scared half to death twice? Two fingals.

How to explain to a cat that he will not eat a watermelon? Why didn’t the chameleon tell him?

Team: “Priority” (Higher League), Rostov-on-Don.

Zodiac sign: Libra.

Marital status: Single.

Outside the KVN stage: seamstress in the atelier.

How many years have you been “humorous”? 7. There was a choice – to paint the desks in the heat or go to the rehearsal of the KVN team. Of course, I chose the latter.

Life motto: include kindness wherever possible, because bad returns doubly.

Good mood recipe: come up with reasons for joy.

What can’t you live without? No humor, adequate people around and music in the ears.

Is humor a real deal? Humor is a business from which, first of all, you need to get a buzz.

Who jokes better – men or women? It is generally accepted that men. But any stereotype can be destroyed.

What color is the chameleon looking in the mirror? Reflective surface colors.

What happens if a person is scared half to death twice? Better not to experiment.

How to explain to a cat that he will not eat a watermelon? Maybe it will. Put the watermelon next to the fish overnight and see the result.

Team: “Priority” (Higher League), Rostov-on-Don.

Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Marital status: Single.

Off stage: photographer.

How many years have you been “humorous”? 7. Came to the freshmen team to sing along to the final song.

Life motto: do it right now.

Good mood recipe? Carrot cake recipe from the Internet.

What can’t you live without? Without air.

Is humor a real deal? Humor is a thing. Perhaps the only good thing that brings positive emotions into people’s lives.

Who jokes better – men or women? The one who has funnier jokes jokes better. You are a girl or a guy – it doesn’t matter.

What color is the chameleon looking in the mirror? Beautiful.

What happens if a person is scared half to death twice? It will turn out once a person scared to death.

How to explain to a cat that he will not eat a watermelon? Feed everyone except the watermelon.

Voting is over, Olga Liventsova is the winner.

Congratulations!