Mother’s Day: 12 gifts we would rather not receive

Mother’s Day: the gifts we’d rather not receive!

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    A vacuum

    Just because you’re complaining about your vacuum doesn’t mean you have to get one for Mother’s Day. No, it’s not a Mother’s Day gift, but a cleaning tool!

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    A yogurt maker

    Like the vacuum cleaner, the yogurt maker is not a Mother’s Day gift. The difference with the vacuum cleaner is that it makes yogurt much better. Exit then, as a gift that we would like to receive for Mother’s Day. And if we want one, we’ll buy it, we promise!

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    A toilet bag

    And here is a 25th toiletry bag that will pile up in your bathroom cupboard! Unless you don’t have one (but that’s rare).

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    Glitter varnishes

    Thank you, but it’s been about 20 years since you put on glitter polish …

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    Kim Kardashian’s Book: “Selfish”

    What is the subliminal message of this very “inflated” gift? That you should be thinking about getting your breasts done? Nice…

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    Un bracelet Rainbow loom

    A few years ago, we proudly walked around with our little Rainbow loom bracelet, a sign that we belonged to the parents’ tribe. Except that now it’s totally has been. So, please, no Rainbow loom.

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    A placenta cream

    Ok you loved the pregnancy, but from there to spreading your body with a placenta-based cream… Yuck!

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    A book on maternal burnout

    Thank you for this nice book, mom, but I assure you, I am very well and my children too! Joking aside, this book by Stéphanie Allenou released a few years ago is poignant.

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    An anti-cellulite cream

    At least like that, the message is clear!

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    A breast pump

    Ok, the breast pump is a very practical accessory, but as a Mother’s Day gift, there is more glamor, right?

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    A dog

    What, a new person to keep and entertain? (and who do you think will take the dog out?) As if you weren’t busy enough …

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    A selfie pole

    What are you going to do with this instrument? No, the selfies, you are too old!

Some gifts that we do not especially want to see pointing the nose at his Mother’s Day.

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