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Top 8 quotes to give to those who suspect you of being pregnant
After months of baby testing, we are finally pregnant. Careful, we intend to wait until the end of the third month of pregnancy before announcing it to our loved ones and those around us. Only here, some suspicious and unusual behaviors risk betraying us. Here are some lines to nail the beak to those who suspect your pregnancy.
The issue of alcohol
« Hey, don’t you drink alcohol anymore? Aren’t you pregnant by any chance? »When you have stopped consuming alcoholic beverages, those around you may wonder, especially if it was not in your habits before your pregnancy. Don’t panic, don’t get confused. With insurance, bet on the caloric argument ” I am on a diet and decided to cut out alcohol! Did you know that a glass of alcohol contains between 70 and 200 calories? A priori the slimming argument may put off the person for some time.
The change of diet
Again, some of your cooking habits may go by the wayside for the health of the baby. Goodbye sushi, raw milk cheese and other homemade rillettes. You who were crazy about it some time ago, you may well arouse suspicion. Here again, the unmistakable blunt argument of ecology and animal abuse is yours. Embark on a tirade on the video of L214 on the conditions of salmon farming or the suffering of animals in slaughterhouses. It may calm a lot of people, on the other hand hello the bad atmosphere! At least your pregnancy will be a secret for a while, and you’ll laugh about it afterward (or you’ll really become a vegetarian, but that’s another story!)
Extra pounds
It’s hard to hide your recent weight gain from your mom or your best friend, who knows you by heart. ” Wouldn’t you have taken a little belly? Oh, you, you are pregnant! ” Embarrassing. Before you blush, and if you are a good actress, all you have to do is pretend to be very upset and self-conscious. Unless you choose a trick a little more daring: that of constipation and embarrassing transit problems. At best she won’t bother you anymore, at worst she will offer you prunes.
The cleavage
Your breasts are starting to get bigger and above all quite painful. Difficult to hide it from your close entourage. Don’t panic, here it’s all about moving forward the argument of modesty. ” Since when do you look at my cleavage? “Or” Uh it’s embarrassing your remarks, there “. Or just retort a ” Well yes, when you get fat, it’s everywhere! A priori the person will not insist, and you, you will laugh inside.
Unpredictable nausea
You’ve become nauseous, you who never had this problem before. This time around, you are spoiled for choice to give a good excuse. An indigestible food during a dinner at your favorite Japanese caterer, a cooked that goes badly or even worse, a good gastro! In addition to silencing them, it should scare away the most suspicious.
The incessant “pee” breaks
In recent weeks, you have been going back and forth to the toilet. Suffice to say that in the office, your colleague begins to worry or to suspect something. Even if she doesn’t show it to you expressly, slip a ” I decided to drink 2 liters of water per day as part of my new diet While making sure to keep a bottle near you (otherwise she won’t believe you). Or try the medical argument ” My doctor advised me to go to the bathroom often, otherwise I risk UTIs. With that she would have to avoid the subject for a while.
Tiredness
Eyelids stuck together, you poke your nose during meetings. For no particular reason, you are exhausted. However, the most discerning people around you may quickly find out what is behind this sudden fatigue: ” I spend a lot of time in the office right now “,” I have a big file to return for in two months “or more classic:” I have been sleeping badly for some time “. Here again you have the choice, the whole being of remain sufficiently evasive and reserved so that we do not ask you for more details.
Your new reading habits
There, however, things get complicated. How to keep your pregnancy a secret until the end of your third month if you leave your phone lying around which sends notifications from the “Pregnancy By Parents” application, a special pregnant woman book or even the Parents magazine that you bought? Ditto for your internet browsing history or your emails. Two outcomes: either you pretend that you are looking for information for a pregnant friend, or you play the intimate card, by admitting that you are in baby trials but that you still have not fallen pregnant and that you despair. Generally the person will feel very embarrassed to have been too curious, and this will give you an opportunity to laugh about it afterwards, when you tell them the happy news!