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7 surefire ways to ruin your life during pregnancy
We have carefully collected for you the most harmful advice that a future mother can follow while waiting for a baby.
Whoever has not done this at least once can throw a stone at us. But something tells us that there are critically few flawless people among us. However, this is not a reason not to fight with little female sins. Here they are – the ways to guaranteed to ruin your life, being in an interesting position.
Read the “pregnant” forums
This is our undisputed number one. Read on, and the more the better. From the very first day, when you found out that you are in a position, register on sites for mothers and start actively communicating. Be sure to read all the scary stories about frozen pregnancies and miscarriages, then look for symptoms in yourself (spoiler: you will surely find a couple). Discuss any appointments of gynecologists on the forum, let more experienced interlocutors give their advice. And give the advice yourself, do not regret your valuable experience. When you give birth, tell about it first of all to your “girlfriends”, and only then to your husband.
Don’t give up on your habits
Skydiving? Well done. Are you drinking? Good. Do you smoke? Wonderful! A baby should get used to the imperfection of the world from the cradle, from the womb. In addition, while you did not know about your position, you were coming off to the fullest. So the fetus has already taken all the bad it can. It will not be worse. Well, if born with deviations, then fate.
But seriously: the author himself was lying in the ward with smoking mothers. Well, really, how can you first of all, waking up after a cesarean, go for a smoke break? “To quit abruptly is harmful,” the newly-made mother answered me. Of course it’s harmful. For your willpower.
What do these healers have to offer you anyway? Ultrasound? Well, you know for sure that it harms the unborn baby. Analyzes? Why, you are already sure that you are healthy – they donated blood a year ago, everything is in order there. And all these trips are extra nerves and time. They will definitely find something wrong and start promoting them for paid services. Our grandmothers gave birth in the field, without any gynecologists. And nothing, survived the same. By the way, if you catch a cold or catch a virus during pregnancy, also treat yourself. And even better – do not get treatment at all, so as not to poison the baby with any “chemistry”. All these complications in pregnant women after suffering the flu are just fairy tales.
And it’s better to move less altogether. Let them say that pregnancy is not a disease, they would try to carry the heavy body themselves! And even when you get tired after three minutes of at least some mobility. Better bed rest. Get up from bed only to the toilet and back, let food be brought to you in bed. And do not listen to loved ones who ask you to take a walk at least a little. “Outside? To me? Pregnant woman! Do you know how many carriers of infections there are? What if I freeze? What if it’s too hot? Breathing dirty air? No, I’m better here, next to the toilet. ”
Grandma will not advise bad. This is not overweight, but spare. For the kid. And in general, it is not you who are now demanding the fifth cake, this crumb really wants it. Yes, you have a deep karmic connection and you know exactly what food and how much your baby wants. And just follow his wishes. Even if right now he wants sushi first, then blue cheese, and then a hamburger for dessert. And in general, you still have to give birth, you will need strength. And where can I get them without food? But you don’t need to drink vitamins. Chemistry is one.
Give your husband a sexual boycott
He had already done everything he could, and more. Let it just leave you alone now. You still have to give birth. Alternative ways of love are also prohibited. What are you talking about ?! What sex can be when there is a child inside! If only the husband behaves well, so be it, six months after giving birth, allow him to the body. And even that is not a fact. The baby will need all the strength, attention and love.
How else? You are a mother-to-be! The dust should be blown off you. In addition, your hormones are raging: you can be hysterical, scandalous, bullying your household. And let only someone dare to take offense. Well you can get upset!