This is, of course, not about football. The editorial staff of Woman’s Day was confident in the victory of the Russian national team over the South Korean footballers. Did not work out. But the Koreans played worse and it is a rule of good form to console the weak lucky ones.
Actually, the speech will go about tonalniks. You will see each other, but South Korea is famous for its cosmetics. And this glory extends to the whole world. Nowadays popular BB- и SS-creams are all of them.
Have you noticed the puppetness of the faces of the Korean players? This is not at all some kind of natural feature. In recent years, it is among the male population of this country that a passion for cosmetics has gone. In any case, this is also confirmed by statistics showing that it is in Korea that there is a stable growth in sales of beauty ingredients created specifically for men. At the same time, no one talks about an increase in homosexuality in the country. Not at all. It’s just that there is a simple rule in the country, they say, self-care is a sign of competence. And all thanks to the advertising slogan “Your appearance is your strategy”, which actively began to spread in the Korean media five years ago. We emphasize that the slogan was addressed specifically to the male sex.
Is it any wonder that Koreans on the football field simply lack a peasant character. But the football players are lucky with their fans and, unlike their Russian counterparts in the ball, the girls with them are not at all because of the money. Well, what girl doesn’t want to wake up and see a “nyasha” with long eyelashes next to her? Therefore, giving cosmetics to men in South Korea is considered a very worthy business.
You shouldn’t be surprised at this. It’s just that the female sex in the country is equipped with cosmetics of all stripes in full. For fifty years, the production of cosmetics in Korea has become a scientific endeavor. In fact, this is one of the main production lines of the whole country: dozens of beauty institutes and hundreds of cosmetic companies are looking for new interesting ingredients and combinations on a daily basis to create the effect of “eternal youth”.
The popularity of Korean cosmetics can be easily explained. It really works. And all because of the almost one hundred percent use of natural traditional components in production. And what! How do you like, say, volcanic clay? And even when pronouncing the names of herbs and plants that grow only in Asia, you can break your tongue.
After all, the BB creams mentioned at the very beginning, in their current form, are the effect of Korean miracle science. Yes, they were invented in Germany, but they were used for medical purposes to heal scars after surgery. The Koreans, on the other hand, have finalized the formula and – voila: BB creams are ideal in terms of evening out the tone of the face and eliminating the pigmentation that so often irritates us.
But CC-creams – this is exclusively Korea – inside and out. Yes, these types of creams do not hide skin imperfections, but they are created precisely for their total elimination.
The most famous names for South Korean cosmetics, which can be easily found in Russia, are Missha, Tonymoly, The History of Whoo (“The Empress’s Story.” – Approx. Woman’s Day).
But we know much more about Korea from taekwondo, Korean cuisine (even now I wanted a carrot that burns my gums), and a movie, thanks to Kim Ki Dooku (“Spring, summer, autumn, winter … and again spring”, “Samaritan”) and Pak Chhan Uku (“Oldboy”, “Vicious games”).
Oh, yes, we will also remember Korea’s draw with the Russian national team. But which draw? Accidental goal and eternal wasting time. As they say, for someone – goals, for someone – cosmetics. Somewhere men, and somewhere men. Ours will still show themselves, but the South Koreans are unlikely. If only by the puppetry of faces. But we are no longer surprised by this.