“Either he or I!” – as if hinting at such a plant, pointing with branches to a man in a house.
You can, of course, consider that the house flowers that survive from the house of men are fictions. You, they say, are generally alien to any prejudice. And we don’t mind. But our task is to warn you. We cannot let some unfortunate ivy ruin your personal life.
Let’s start with it. If you listen to the popular rumor, this climbing plant confidently leads the charts of plants-men. But it would seem: it looks so nice, the dark green leaves glisten like lacquered, it is beautifully woven over the walls … People whisper: the more ivy grows, the faster a man runs away from such a house! What the hell is not joking, and suddenly the truth?
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Get a myrtle tree better. It is believed to strengthen family bonds. As for ivy: if the climate permits, it is better to plant it outside the house, then it will protect the home. An ivy-covered porch or a gazebo is very beautiful!
Some cacti, even with their shape, seem to be trying to hint that they are ready to compete with men. They say that it is this impudent self-confidence that unsettles the representatives of the strong half of humanity. We see a hint of the muzhegon essence of a cactus even in cinematography: in Raisa Zakharovna’s film “Love and Pigeons” there was a huge spreading cactus on a rotating table, which often dug its needles into the face of the protagonist Vasily. What’s the bottom line? The man packed his suitcase and left this house. What more proof is needed? Every woman is, of course, her own mistress, but think twice.
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Wouldn’t it be better to have some bamboo? He is also exotic, and knows how to turn bad energy into good. Feng Shui approves.
From time immemorial, this plant has been associated in fairy tales and horror stories with evil spirits. People think so: the place of a fern is in a swamp, where a deadly quagmire prowls and a bittern screams. And in a human home, this sprawling plant that absorbs oxygen and releases carbon dioxide will pump energy from people. And man, what, not a man? Concluding the chain of this logical reasoning, we come to the conclusion that a sluggish, sleepy, energy-deprived man sooner or later realizes that this is home to him, and in all other places it is fun.
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The lemon tree is what will make you and your companion fresh and vigorous! This is a real helper flower. And you can pick lemons from it.
This evergreen resident of the tropics with sprawling variegated leaves got its name in honor of the Austrian gardener Josef Dieffenbach. At one time, this man served as chief gardener in the Imperial Gardens in Vienna, which means that he was far from a fool! There is no information that Dieffenbach somehow badly finished, so the accusations against the namesake plant are not entirely clear. But it is known for sure that dieffenbachia is poisonous, its leaves are not recommended to be eaten from a bush, planed into a salad and wrapped in minced meat.
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Instead of jealous dieffenbachia, turn your attention to the equally beautiful arrowroot – it also has exquisitely decorative leaves, and at the same time it helps its caring owner to get rich.
Or otherwise – ivy wax. To begin with, even the decorative properties of this plant raise questions. What kind of plasticine leaves? What are these poor flowers that look like wax? A rare man will find in the hoi at least something other than associations with a cemetery wreath. In addition, hoya is a creeping, climbing, climbing plant. And men are wary of any creep – will suddenly hiss and sting ?!
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“Mother-in-law’s language” or sansevieria – this is who can become your faithful companion in the struggle for personal happiness. Look at these life-affirming variegated green sabers! The plant, striving upward, helps a man to make a career. And in the homeland of sansevieria, ropes are made from this plant. With such a rope, you can forever tie your husband to yourself.
Gossip that monstera is a real plant monster is simply explained: not everyone can accept and realize that a vine plant can be so huge. This spectacular plant is not recommended to keep at home, but rather because it likes a hot and humid tropical climate, and it’s difficult to create such an ordinary apartment. And men do not want to live in apartments with hot humid climates. Therefore, or monstera, or a man in the house.
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Alternatively, you can start ficus instead and feed it to a good size. Ficus is considered a symbol of home comfort, besides, they say, it lures a “stork” bringing children into the house.
All anything, but coniferous plants do not recommend keeping the house. If you are not afraid to spoil the aura – then please. But keep in mind, conifers are always associated with a cemetery. The men themselves will not even understand why they were suddenly depressed. They will think that this wife is to blame, but in fact the decorative cypress can be the culprit.
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Pay attention to aichrizon – this is a very cute plant, which is also called the tree of love.
Otherwise – Japanese mountain ash. Let’s turn to folklore. “But it is impossible for a mountain ash to move to an oak tree, to know, she, an orphan, can only swing by itself,” the song says.
Ardizia looks good, the fruits look like coral beads, but people call it “the widow tree” because rowan trees are often planted on the graves of men who died young. Even if you daily go to the rocking chair and squat to grind yourself a beautiful ass, if you have an ardysia in the bedroom, you just like in the song – the age of one swing.
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Get a poinsettia – this plant will help you harmonize your life.
The flowers of coastal cattail, standing in a high floor vase, are considered by some to be very elegant. However, hand on heart, this is a trend of past years, and it is time to forget about it. By the way, everyone is more accustomed to call this plant reed, although this is not entirely true.
If you hit a mystic, you should not forget about the suspicious origin of reeds. His birthplace is frog-rich coastal river water. People reasoned like this: the water merchants there, and the mermaids, and the river devils, and the drowned men swim different … Perhaps, they are both quarrels, and sadness, and spleen, and premature old age will be delayed like mud. People with a sober mind simply explain the rejection of reeds: its brown velvety cylinders dry and emit fluff into the air of the room. People inhale this fluff and earn allergies.
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A man who constantly coughs cannot be happily married. If you already have a spouse, get better violets, let them bloom and cherish your well-being.
Chinese roses are not advised to put in the rooms of unmarried girls, so as not to scare away the suitors. In Hindu philosophy, this flower is considered the favorite plant of the goddess Kali, the patroness of death and destruction. While the man, who first heard about it, examines the blue body, red tongue stuck out of the goddess Kali, and considers how many hands she has, we will think about this. Why the abundance of red and yellow hibiscus in the territories of Turkish hotels does not spoil our vacation at all and even, on the contrary, looks great on selfies?
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Now it has become fashionable to grow orchids. These beautiful flowers generously share their powerful energy with the hostess, giving her sensuality, beauty and attractiveness. Blooming orchids help to strengthen nascent relationships and make existing ones more harmonious. Just do not put orchids in the sun, delicate exotic beauties love partial shade.
If you find muzhegon plants in your house, do not rush to throw them in the trash. All these flowers will perfectly decorate any office and create a positive atmosphere in it. Because there are no men and women at work, but employees.