What men really think of women

Probably, there is no girl who would not want to change something in herself. Think up problems for themselves and make incredible efforts to get rid of them. We asked men whether these efforts are worth it and what they know about the most popular women’s complexes.

The guys’ answers are amazing! After all, they themselves were surprised to learn what really bothers the girls.

Cellulite

Stanislav, 33 years old, host of events:

“Just a couple of years ago, we guys didn’t even know about the existence of cellulite. For me it was akin to something industrial and synthetic, like cellulose … Do you know who is to blame that we guys have learned what it is? Women! At every step, advertising of miracle creams, ointments, procedures, operations, and one gets the feeling that cellulite is a terrible epidemic. And also contagious! Girls, do you really think that a loving man will count the dimples on your bottom? It is disgusting to frown and exclaim: “Fu, cellulite, what disgusting!” There is, by the way, an excellent anecdote about male ignorance. The husband, putting away the newspaper, asks his wife: “Darling, do you have cellulite?” The stunned wife responds with embarrassment: “Well there is…” To which the husband exclaims: “Well, my beauty has everything!” That’s it! ”

Wrinkles

Oleg, 28 years old, cook:

“Hmm, wrinkles … Only dolls and mannequins do not have them! The wrinkles of my beloved girl seem very pretty to me when she starts to laugh pertly! I think that wrinkles indicate that a person is very kind, cheerful and has a great sense of humor! But I don’t tell her about it! She has no wrinkles, I changed my mind! “

False eyelashes and nails

Andrey, 31, copywriter:

“I accidentally fell into the hands of my wife’s diary – I confess, I looked through it. But only out of good intentions – I needed to see the date on the calendar! Flipped through and gasped! I’ve been living with a cyborg for two years! And quite happily: son, shod, warmed and sexually satisfied. I hope that I also live up to the standards of an ideal husband. But it turns out that her beloved wife goes to secret meetings: nail extensions (but she always has them short. What, is she on top, or what, builds up for thickness ?!), eyelash correction (I noticed this long ago when she left a dozen eyelashes on the pillow, just pretended not to notice!), and the last one just killed me: botox for hair! What is it like? And for each procedure, the beloved laid at least 1,5 hours. To spend almost five hours of my life on something without which I will not stop loving and admiring her. “

Excess weight

Sergey, 27 years old, manager:

“As a child, I was most afraid of the dark in my life. But I didn’t think that as a grown man I would have to face a real nightmare. More precisely, a nightmarish question: “Am I fat?” And the babayka walks around and asks provocative questions: “Tell me honestly! I need to know! Just a look from the outside “. To all the most admiring compliments and admiration for the divine body, there is one answer: “You just don’t want to offend me!” I really didn’t notice! “

Heels

Andrey, 25 years old, programmer:

“I don’t understand girls who torture themselves and their feet with ugly hooves. This disgusting design with a rough platform and a meter-high heel looks good on Lady Gaga, but is completely insane (and I’m sure 100% uncomfortable) in the real conditions of our Russian roads. I always remember an accident in my life: a miniature car caught up with my “swallow”. Well, I guess it’s like a girl driving. I look in the rearview mirror and understand that I was not mistaken. A pretty girl with a guilty look comes out of the car: one foot is on the asphalt, and the other … the heel is stuck in the mat! So, dear girls, heels are also dangerous! “

Small chest

Alexey, 36 years old, businessman:

“Honestly, I don’t understand where the stereotype came from that men only like busty girls. As they say, the taste and color of a friend is not. In addition, we do not evaluate a woman by individual body parts – we are not butchers! “

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