For a woman, taking a shower is a sacrament and a ritual where not a single detail can be missed. It’s a must here:
- Undress and neatly stow clothes in different sections of the laundry closet, depending on the color.
- Put on a long bathrobe and go to the bathroom. When the husband is caught on the road, then cover everything that has swung open.
- Thoughtfully look in the mirror and decide that you need to do more squats.
- In the shower, use a face washcloth, a hand washcloth, a foot washcloth, a long washcloth for the back, a wide washcloth, and a pumice stone for the feet.
- Rinse hair with cucumber and sage. Then rinse your hair again to keep it clean.
- Use grapefruit and mint conditioner, with the addition of natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
- Rub crushed apricot ointment on the face according to a new recipe from the Internet.
- Wash the rest of the body with a body wash infused with dry ginger and aerated orange flavored chocolate.
- Make sure with a sigh that the husband continues to eat body gel with the addition of dry ginger and porous chocolate with an orange flavor.
- Rinse the conditioner out of your hair.
- Shave your armpits and legs.
- Turn off the shower.
- Wipe wet spots in the shower. Spray all stains on ceramic tiles with Tylex.
- Get out of the shower on a towel on the floor. Dry off with a towel the size of a European country.
- Wrap your hair in a super absorbent towel.
- Hang a towel from the floor on the edge of the tub.
- Check the entire body for spots.
- Pull out unwanted hairs with tweezers.
- Return to the bedroom, dressed in a long bathrobe and with a towel on his head.
- When the husband is caught on the road, cover everything that has swung open.
For a man, a shower is a quick washing procedure, which includes the following operations:
- Sitting on the edge of the bed, take off your clothes and throw them in a pile.
- Walk naked into the bathroom. If the wife gets caught along the way, then portray an excited monkey, while uttering woo!
- It is enough to look at yourself in the mirror, turning left and right side.
- Scratch your chest with your left hand, your ass with your right hand.
- Get in the shower.
- Wash your face.
- Wash armpits.
- To pee.
- Blow your nose into your hand and rinse with water.
- Spend most of your time washing your private parts and around them.
- Wash your bottom, leaving the hair from the bottom on a bar of soap.
- Pour the shampoo on your head and rub it on your head until you get goosebumps from head to buttocks.
- Stick your head under the shower so that the water hits in all directions, throws open the curtains and spills puddles.
- Taste the body gel with the addition of dry ginger and aerated chocolate with an orange flavor.
- Take the first towel that comes across and vigorously rub it. First, wipe everything in intimate places, then wipe your face.
- Get out of the bath, not paying attention to the puddles after his stormy shower.
- Once again admire yourself and your masculinity.
- Leave the curtains open, the water on the floor is not wiped, the light and ventilation are on.
- Return to bedroom with towel around hips. If the wife is caught along the way, then take off the towel and portray an excited monkey, while uttering woo!
- Throw a wet towel on the bed.