Well, and an idea: my mother baked cakes in breast milk

Imagine: you decided to indulge in baking, started making dough, and suddenly it turned out that one of the necessary ingredients was not at home. What will you do? Run to the store? Can you figure out what you can replace it with? Apparently, this way of solving the problem seemed too difficult to one baking lover. Or too simple.

“I need advice,” such an anonymous post appeared in the Sanctimommy Facebook community. – I made brownies (chocolate biscuits. – Author’s note) for the children’s school fair. I had no time to run to the store, and I added my breast milk to the dough. “

The woman explained that she did not see anything wrong with her act. But when the mother of one of the children who had tasted pastries found out about this, a scandal erupted.

“Explain to me what to do now?” – asked the mother of subscribers.

What started here! Do you think the woman just started giving polite correct advice on how to resolve the conflict? Then you don’t know the social media audience well. Only the lazy one did not hesitate on this story and did not show off his wit.

“Do you understand that you fed other people’s children with your breast milk without parental permission? – other mothers tried to inspire her. “After all, various diseases can be transmitted through it!”

“It’s as if I was making lemonade and using my urine because I’ve run out of water, but I don’t have time to go buy it,” others are shocked by the straightforwardness, but if you think about it, they are not far from the truth.

“Why did she even tell anyone what was there? – still others are amazed. “No one would have realized that there is some kind of unusual milk.”

“This is the girlfriend of that mom who posted on YouTube how she has sex while feeding? – there are also such sarcastic comments. “Or is this the very same mom?”

“I gave the children vodka instead of water over the weekend. It was just a long way to go after her, ”- you understand that this is just a cruel joke. As, however, this one: “My children are 13 and 16 years old, and I still cook all the baked goods in breast milk. I am not going to deprive my children of the nutrients from milk just because they have grown up. The main thing is not to tell them about it. “

In general, mommy did not wait for reasonable advice. What would you tell her?

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