A gloomy day is brighter from a smile, and the news of a voluntary-compulsory “vaccination” campaign does not seem so scary if you approach them with humor.
“This is Russia – a country of unlimited possibilities and impossible restrictions,” Mikhail Zhvanetsky once joked. Humor is now more relevant than anyone else, because this is a normal reaction of society to changes, especially negative ones. Remember how many memes and jokes appeared during the pandemic! By the way, they even wrote dissertations on them – yes, the cross-cultural features of modern communication.
So the worse the situation is, the more humor our people approach to accepting it. Marina Tsvetaeva also wrote: “We are joking, we are joking, but the melancholy is growing and growing.” Naturally, the forced vaccination, which is hanging over the country and has already subjugated Moscow, has overgrown with a train of memes and witticisms. We have collected for you some of the most popular ones, so that, contrary to Tsvetaeva’s behest, at least not to miss so much.
This is, for example, from the sore. Muscovites urgently had to learn the meaning of many new terms – did you know, for example, how a PCR test differs from an antibody test? PCR determines that a person is already sick with coronavirus, and an antibody test shows whether and to what extent immunity has formed. True, if the disease has already descended into the lungs, or the viral load is still too low, then the PCR test will not show infection.
The price for urgent PCR tests can go up to four thousand rubles, and urgent testing for covid in 15 minutes will cost three thousand. So, without the presence of antibodies and a certificate of vaccination, Muscovites will have to spend such amounts every three days to update their QR code. This is what kind of a lover of food not at home you need to be! In any case, this code really makes life in the capital much easier, so we repeat the instructions on how to get a QR code to visit restaurants in Moscow from 28 June.
And those who are vaccinated will have their salaries raised, the third eye will be opened and the elixir of eternal youth will be presented. By the way, the now infamous Yegor Beroev spoke about this. The actor insists that there is discrimination in society between vaccinated and unvaccinated, only he did it in a peculiar form. Internet users make jokes without mentioning the Holocaust. They cut it alive – especially the residents of Moscow, where a new temperature record beats every other day.
Yes, campaigning for vaccination is now somewhat similar to the election campaign. Haven’t seen what gifts for vaccination are made in Moscow? “Field of Miracles” some! And in schools and universities, additional lessons have been introduced on the importance of vaccination and protection against coronavirus. Even some companies have started vaccine literacy classes.
“Getting vaccinated is voluntary. But it is obligatory ”,“ It is necessary to do it, because vaccination “works” for two years, but after six months revaccination is needed ”,“ If you don’t want to do it, it’s your business, the employees will not be forced. Here is your letter of leave “, – as they say, I want to cry and laugh. In the Altai Territory, for example, they began to vaccinate at the workplace, right in the school gym. Should we wait for stations with nurses near the cooler? ..
And here again laughter through tears. The more available the vaccine becomes, the more doubts arise before going to the vaccination. Although this idea has already been “realized” by fifty private clinics in Moscow: they, of course, do not charge a fee for the vaccine, but they will require a fee for the introduction and even disinfection. And, most importantly, the business turned out to be profitable – people really go for the vaccine, for which they pay.
Memes are, of course, funny, but I really want the pandemic and all the ensuing consequences to end soon. And they will always find something to laugh at on the Web – the main thing is that everyone is healthy, and a sense of humor is inoculated.
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