1. When you give him his pacifier when he is really hungry.
Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn’t. And there he looks at you with eyes full of anger, and you feel ashamed that you wanted to nail his beak so easily.
2. When you take his lollipop off because he’s so much cuter without it.
Because the pacifier is very useful when it comes to having a little calm, but it still eats half of his face. So to show how beautiful it is, your baby, you arbitrarily withdraw the pacifier that he was nibbling on quietly.
3. When you keep him from falling asleep to burp.
After the bottle or the feed, baby is half asleep, ready to curl up in Morpheus’ arms. But what a mess! First he gets patted until the rototo wants to come out.
4. When you don’t understand what he’s trying to tell you.
But why is it agitated like that ?! Baby is crying hot tears, mouth completely upside down, and you don’t understand the problem. You want to eat ? No, it was just a hug …
5. When you take him to the pediatrician.
We lure him with a waiting room full of toys. Baby is in confidence and BIM, go ahead that I put you naked, that I handle you, that I triturate the gums. We will not take it again!
6. When you wash his head.
While some babies love a bath, fewer are those who appreciate having water in their eyes. But hey, if he finally learned to close them and put his head back, we wouldn’t be there!
7. When you blow your nose.
Baby is lying on his back and you pinch his arms, head to the side, like a judo. But then again, if he let it go, it would still be more enjoyable for everyone.
8. When you persist in combing her three little hairs because it is so cute.
Your princess has three hairs on the stone, but you dream of making a little palm tree for her on the top of her head. Except that in addition to being ridiculous, baby does not appreciate having his hair pulled to keep it in place.
9. When you wipe her buttocks with some chilly liniment.
“Hey! But it’s a sensitive area all the same, ”baby would tell you if he could do anything but cry. But obviously, putting the flask of liniment on the radiator to warm it up a bit is asking too much of you.