The stars forgot how to be in good shape
In an effort to look like a real diva, have you whitened your teeth and quit smoking? Got vegetarian and heavy on spinach? While away your evenings at the gym? Congratulations: you are completely behind the stellar fashion! And thank God, Yulia VORONOVA is convinced.
Nothing foreshadowed trouble. Our adorable idols were considered models of goodness and beauty virtues. Inspired by the ideas of Zen and eternal youth, they soared from the gym to the health food cafe, visiting the spa along the way. The polished appearance of the divas excited the imagination, but most importantly – it called to take care of oneself. As if competing with each other, the stars obsessively kept in shape. Madonna made demonstrative races in any weather, mercilessly chasing after the coach and guards. Cindy Crawford, one after another, gave the world videotapes with her signature gymnastics. Liz Hurley sang praises to low-calorie watercress soup and six raisins instead of dinner. And even Michael Jackson guarded the complex complexion in the pressure chamber. But suddenly…
At some point, the superstars obsessed with healthy lifestyles were replaced by a new generation of rebels. And everything changed.
Either celebrities are tired of their own activity, or they began to tire others with it. Interest in health-improving exercises began to decline. The unhealthy recipes began to become boring. The world is starving for fried facts. Having caught the mood of the masses, the dodgy stars dramatically changed their tactics. They decided to indulge in the joys of sports and healthy eating furtively, without unnecessary noise. The same Madonna went deep underground – and in the literal sense. Her London fitness center is in the basement, and a star visits it without pathos and entourage. Cindy Crawford became friends with Pamela Anderson and, together with her, became interested in … no, not aerobics, but strip dance. Liz Hurley now claims that she always ate whatever she wanted. Well, Michael Jackson just left the stage – and not into a pressure chamber, but into a binge. Very in the spirit of the times.
The “Ball of Monsters” is ruled by the younger generation. The growth that replaced superheroes played with contrasts. And it comes off not like a child: the energy of young people does not take. At least for now. Pupils of elite private schools, heiresses of multimillion-dollar empires, former soloists of the children’s choir and ex-members of the Mickey Mouse Club – young divas, it seems, are tired of the image of “good girls” stuck since childhood. And they are happy to destroy it. As well as the stereotype of a positive star as an example to follow. Prohibited techniques and drugs are used.
Paris Hilton is out of shape.
Britney Spears on her way to rehab.
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One and a half thousand dollars a day, an atmosphere of privacy and tranquility, highly qualified specialists, a Michelin-starred restaurant menu … Are we talking about a spa or a club hotel? You are wrong. Welcome to the rehabilitation clinic! Recently, such establishments have enjoyed popularity that has never dreamed of any beauty center. And all thanks to the celebrities. The latter became frequent. According to cynical critics, visiting a newfangled “purgatory” is a clear sign of popularity and coolness.
Lindsay Lohan on the eve of her visit to the rehab clinic …
… and after that – with an anti-alcohol bracelet.
It was, it was … Cindy Crawford with another fitness course.
This means that the eminent person has achieved a lot and faced the well-deserved temptations. But if earlier visits to correctional institutions were made in secret, today it is customary to announce them through press agents.
An interesting fact: some celebrities discover the joys of sports in rehabilitation centers. The Irony of Fate!
A repentant fallen angel is an attractive image, but requires sacrifice. In fact, the clinic is the same prison. Strict regimen, ruthless therapy, the same rules for everyone and no parties. The celestials do not accept such treatment. And they are looking for loopholes and affordable entertainment in every possible way. Britney Spears had romances in dungeons with her comrades in misfortune, hoping to jointly defeat the green serpent. Lindsay Lohan, a two-time alcohol rehab hero, demanded VIP services and a manicurist. Having repeatedly thundered into the clinic on the eve of adulthood (which, by the way, was supposed to be sponsored by a well-known vodka brand), Lohan acted thoughtfully. Under any pretext, the actress strove for freedom, asking for permission either to negotiate or to the gym. By the way, about sports. Ironically, it is in rehabilitation centers that a healthy lifestyle catches up with modern heroes. The same Lindsay is addicted to hiking and boxing, and Britney is addicted to tennis. It’s nice to acquire positive hobbies, especially in a set with the most original accessory of the season – a bracelet that tracks alcohol consumption. This jewelry has a great future.
Hillary Swank with a big poppy and an Oscar.
Thanks to the celestials, the fast food industry is experiencing a downright renaissance. The stars were seriously carried away by burgers – at least in words. Confessing your love for fats and cholesterol is very fashionable these days. Remember how Hilary Swank celebrated her Oscar win with a juicy Big Mac? What is there! Even flexible Giselle praises cheeseburgers and pizza. At the same time, no one gets better at the “dream factory”! It remains to be hoped that steamed vegetables and lean turkey are still eaten secretly.
The flawless Mischa Barton smokes occasionally. Some mysterious cigarettes.
Britney Spears resumes tennis training?
The feast of disobedience is in full swing. Top divas are becoming more outspoken in their statements and behavior. Few people today are surprised by exotic pets, addiction to fast food or lack of underwear. The stories that the whole show business got out of the hands of fitness instructors, nutritionists and massage therapists are also a passed stage. In order to attract maximum attention to themselves, celebrities entered previously forbidden territory, lifting the veto from the sensitive doping topic. Even the most exemplary persons show unexpected loyalty and dashing liberalism in this matter. In the light of the fashion for organics and the gifts of nature, the topic of marijuana has become especially popular. As it turned out, in high society circles there was a whole “party of greens”. America’s favorite Jennifer Aniston claims that smoking weed in small doses is not harmful at all: “The main thing is to have a sense of proportion.” Cameron Diaz, in a fit of nostalgia, recalls a reckless California childhood and two-dollar joints. Law-abiding singer Kelly Clarkson laughs about touring in Amsterdam and eating cannabis cookies, but hastily adds that “I would never do this here in America – it’s forbidden and not very useful.” Paris Hilton occasionally carries in her purse a bag with a mixture that vaguely resembles the “Youth” detox tea. Who would have known that in the harsh show business they love to laugh so much!
But everyone was surpassed by the immediate Sienna Miller. A lover of India and deep self-knowledge, she admitted that the substance of her dreams is magic mushrooms. The girl sincerely complains that “only a couple of years ago they were legal, but now they are not.” Nevertheless, Sienna emphasizes that there is absolutely not enough time for the expansion of consciousness. What is she even glad about. The main priority of the actress, according to her, is shooting in independent films and a happy personal life. It’s good to hear. Indeed, unlike advanced stars, public morality is absolutely not ready to abolish some taboos.
What finally brings the stars closer to the people? Love for beer! The fun drink has a lot of top female fans – surprisingly, slender ones. Rosario Dawson gets kicked every weekend at a bar with friends. The vociferous Joss Stone admits that he has been drinking beer since the age of 13. The teetotaler Madonna is addicted to ale. Well, Jennifer Aniston even advertised Heineken. Now, however, it has become the face of mineral water. And rightly so: diva and beer are not very compatible.
The prison image of Paris in the past. Today she is busy with good deeds and does not wear striped outfits.
Celebrity-favored Promises Rehabilitation Clinic. A heavenly place!
After numerous star scandals and police trials, you can safely expect a change of scenery. Individuals are ready to settle down.
Well, what else can you do to completely confuse the world? Celebrities have already surpassed themselves. So, according to all the laws of the genre, you can soon expect a complete change of scenery. Having gained invaluable experience in clinics, courts, and sometimes in prisons, the rebels realize that they do not want to return there at all. Career is already under threat. Better sports, Red Bull, meditation and quiet games – at least sometimes. It’s time to get down to business and regain your good name (and, most importantly, good health) early. It is no coincidence that on the day of her majority, Lindsay Lohan publicly wished herself cheerfulness, peace and sobriety. Well, Paris Hilton, immediately after leaving prison, switched to uplifting charity and small business – and in the field of beauty! The heiress launches a line of overhead strands. Very much in her spirit. Since Hilton’s example has always been extremely contagious, it is hoped that daring friends will follow in her footsteps. And this will greatly surprise us – in a good sense of the word. Isn’t that what a real star is striving for?
These photo shoots of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie will not be forgotten. Pictures taken in police custody for drunk driving.