Contents
- The most slovenly zodiac signs, horoscope 2018
- Aries (March 21 – April 20)
- Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
- Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
- Leo (July 23 – August 21)
- Virgo (August 22 – September 23)
- Libra (September 24 – October 23)
- Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
- Sagittarius (November 23 – December 22)
- Capricorn (December 23 – January 20)
- Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
- Fish (February 20 – March 20)
The most slovenly zodiac signs, horoscope 2018
There are people who seem to organize the space around them perfectly from birth. Or maybe it doesn’t seem like it is?
At first glance, it is impossible to determine whether your new acquaintance is clean or a slob. And even the first visit to visit him is unlikely to give an opportunity to figure it out. After all, they must have prepared for your arrival and shoveled dirt from all corners. But who you can’t fool are the astrologers. They know exactly what your home is like when you are not expecting anyone to visit. It is enough just to know the date of birth. Wday.ru figured out which of the zodiac signs is prone to sloppiness, and who is maniacally clean.
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Aries love to live clean, mess is a headache for them. But they are too lazy to constantly clean, wash and clean. It often seems like a good idea for the representatives of this sign to sweep the trash under the carpet or shove the scattered socks under the bed. And what’s going on in the closet … Doesn’t fall out – and okay. When the clutter gets out of hand, you’re more likely to hire a housekeeper to deal with it. Well, if there is no free money for this, then what to do, you will have to rake it yourself. At the same time, Aries are incredibly clean when it comes to themselves. They may wash their clothes twice if they feel the machine is not working.
Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
Taurus is very organized and methodical. Everything should be in its place, and if suddenly a book on the shelf is pushed forward by half a centimeter, it drives them crazy – Taurus is so scrupulous about order. You will not find random things in their house. Even if you like something very much, but there is no place for this item, if it breaks the highly developed sense of Taurus feng shui, the thing will remain in the store.
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
The dual nature of Gemini is also evident here: they are sloppy and neat at the same time. However, it all depends on the specific situation. Everything related to personal hygiene, there is nothing to blame the Gemini for, they are too narcissistic not to take care of themselves. Gemini can be so obsessed with cleanliness that even at a party they can get a melamine sponge out of their purse and start scrubbing the stove. At the same time, they may have a real aversion to cleaning, for example, their own bathroom.
Laundry detergent, detergent and glass cleaner are the names of your best friends. It is important for Cancers that all of its inhabitants are truly comfortable in their home. Cancers take pride in the way their home looks, so they do a spring cleaning every weekend. Cancers are sure that disorder leads to chaos, and this cannot be allowed. No, they can also afford to be a little messy. Maybe once or twice a year. In addition, they easily put up with a little clutter in their personal space. For example, in the car.
Leo (July 23 – August 21)
Leos … They are very creative people. They can suddenly rearrange the furniture in the apartment or repaint the walls in half an hour – they just wanted to. Due to such inconsistency and suddenness, Leos often do not notice the disorder that reigns around. Yes, and in their thoughts they often have some confusion, which fully corresponds to the atmosphere of slight chaos around. Plus, Leos are pretty self-centered. Admiring themselves in the mirror, they sincerely do not notice dust on its surface or even a stain on a T-shirt. Leos easily forgive themselves for these small flaws. After all, otherwise they are beautiful.
Virgo (August 22 – September 23)
Virgos are real maniacs when it comes to order. Microbes just shake with horror when Virgo enters the room. In their house, you can not only eat from the floor – you can fearlessly perform surgery on it. The whole world of Virgo is divided into dirty and clean. Moreover, their own apartment will never fall into the first category. Even if they have to clean twice a day. The same goes for cleaning plumbing – it always shines. And the biggest disaster for Virgos is accidentally planting a stain on their clothes.
Libra (September 24 – October 23)
The Libra tilts towards sloppiness, and quite confidently. Libra hates cleaning with every fiber of its soul. Moreover, since childhood – the parents spent a lot of time with them, trying to force them to clean up the room. Libra literally begins to split his head when everything is clean and tidy around. They just need some kind of disorder to feel good. But if the Libra does not pull itself together, everything will end up with heaps of clothes scattered around the rooms – dirty and clean mixed, and they will wash the dishes only when the plastic plates run out, and empty pizza boxes start to fall out from under cabinet in the kitchen.
Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
Scorpios are impeccable when it comes to personal hygiene. They are the kind of people who rush to the toilet with dental floss after lunch. At the same time, Scorpios do not like to give themselves unnecessary stress. For this reason, they have no problems with cleaning – they put the house in order when they really need it. Scorpios are never messy. But they can afford not to make the bed in the morning or wash the dishes not immediately after dinner, but the next day. But on the weekend, Scorpio will clean up properly.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 22)
Sagittarius are bright and interesting people. But they don’t like to clean the house. Generally speaking, cleaning is the last thing Sagittarius thinks about. There are too many other interesting things to do. Therefore, there can be coffee and tea mugs from the heels on the table, candy wrappers are also found in the most unexpected places, and they often forget to take out the garbage for several days in a row. However, Sagittarius does not oppress the disorder. Home for them is a place where they come to spend the night and wash. Life outside the walls of an apartment is much more exciting than inside.
Capricorn (December 23 – January 20)
Capricorns do not like to clean. However, they are always very careful about themselves and how their house looks like. In adolescence, they can be superficial, removing only what is in sight and leaving dust under the couch. But in adulthood, everything changes: Capricorns are so disciplined and scrupulous that they simply cannot afford to live in mud. Every morning they make the bed, wash the dishes and wipe the dust even in the farthest corners of the closet. For some, this is a routine, but for Capricorn it is a way to always remain collected and highly effective.
Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
Aquarians are very organized when it comes to work, but not when it comes to cleaning. Their bills are always paid, but the dishes are not always washed. At the same time, Aquarians love to make their home bright and beautiful: they update furniture, interior accessories, and hang pictures. Creativity does not allow keeping the house in order, but Aquarians can always find the most important things – they know exactly where documents, keys and other necessary things are.
Fish (February 20 – March 20)
Fish are not cleaners. They are nice and kind people, so it hurts them to say this, but … Pisces, you are slovens. Pisces always come up with a million reasons to postpone harvesting until later. And why, one wonders, put jeans in the closet, if tomorrow you still wear them? You can put them on a chair, they will not be offended. However, the key things in the Pisces house are always in place. It’s just … a little dusty. But when a million reasons to postpone cleaning are over, Pisces will simply not be stopped. They will wash everything, rub it off, wipe it off and collapse exhausted, but happy.