The most dazzling blondes of Voronezh

Marital status: Single.

Hobbies: travel, foreign languages, music – graduated from music school, piano.

Why blonde? I experimented a lot, but settled on this color. It is bright, will always make you stand out from the crowd. Brunettes, brown-haired women and redheads are not as noticeable as our white heads.

Favorite joke:

– I forgot my cell phone somewhere …

– So call him and you will find it.

– Can not.

– Why?

– I say – I forgot!

Favorite book: Victor Hugo “Les Miserables”

Marital status: Single.

Work, hobbies: director and choreographer of a modeling agency. I am fond of cars and pole dance.

Why blonde? A blonde is not only a hair color and a state of mind, it is also a view of life. Ease of perception, optimism, spontaneity and coquetry are always inherent to a greater extent precisely to blondes. At one time I was a brunette and I can say for sure that men pay more attention to blondes!

Favorite joke:

Little Johnny goes with his family in the car.

Little Johnny:

– Mom, mom, look – the river!

– Mom, mom, look – the train!

– Mom, mom, look – an airplane!

– Dad, dad, look – blonde!

Favorite book remains unchanged for a very long time – “The Master and Margarita” by Bulgakov.

Marital status: married.

Hobbies: I really like rollerblading and listening to audiobooks.

Why blonde? I always wanted to be a blonde, but did not dare for a very long time. The experiment turned out to be very successful, I am 100% satisfied with the result. Blondes are always in the spotlight.

Favorite jokes:

Few people know that blondes who have seriously sinned in life after death end up in the Faculty of Mechanics and Mathematics …

Two blondes are talking:

– Count it up, Friday March XNUMXth.

– It’s good that it’s not the thirteenth.

Favorite book: Bulgakov “The Master and Margarita”.

Marital status: engaged.

Work, hobbies: I work as an administrator in a store.

Why blonde? You know, I was also a brunette, but white hair suits me better. And by nature, my native color is white. And, in my opinion, there is no difference between a blonde, a brunette or a redhead.

Favorite author: Sergey Yesenin.

Marital status: married.

My hobbies: travels! I try to go 2 times a year to a country I have never been to. I still can’t imagine my life without CrossFit – this is a sport that combines elements of weightlifting and gymnastics, we go to classes with my husband. I love barbells and weights, I think that without iron it is impossible to acquire a beautiful figure. Also, I cannot pass by the most extreme rides that will take your breath away. Well, how can you do without brain training? With friends we regularly go to a variety of quests in our city.

Why blonde? She became blonde at the age of 12, during the experiments with hair. And I liked it so much that I have been wearing this color for 14 years. No matter how trite it sounds, a blonde is a state of mind! This is the image of a sweet, gentle, airy girl. This is how I feel myself. And the stupidity that they write about in jokes is, of course, exaggerated. But this is beneficial for the blonde: at the first acquaintance, they do not expect great intelligence and prudence from her – they get away with a lot, and when they find out better, they admire.

Favorite story: once the hair color really helped me. It was 6 years ago, there was an exam for a license in the traffic police. I passed the theory without mistakes, and then there were exercises at the circuit. There, in the presence of one mistake, it was allowed to redo the exercise only once. Naturally, I had to use the second attempt, and again one blot was made – I did not stop before the exercise. I went up to the inspector, he looked at me attentively, apparently thinking whether to count or not, and suddenly said: “Okay, you’re a blonde, you can.”

Favorite books: from the classics – “The Master and Margarita”, “Crime and Punishment”. And from the last – I read a book on an airplane in one breath – “Removal of the brain. Stories of a forensic expert “Andrei Lomachinsky. I advise everyone to read it, especially doctors.

Marital status: Single

Work, hobbies: cosmetologist. I am fond of tennis.

Why blonde? Since the 9th grade, I have been blonde and cannot imagine myself in a different color, any experiments have bypassed me. Our advantage is that sometimes we can be frivolous and get away with it.

History:

The funniest stories I have are connected with traffic police inspectors. I confess that I forgot both my driving license and insurance at home. Poor inspectors, they had to listen to stories about the fact that this bag did not fit these shoes, so I took another bag in the morning, and the documents remained in the one that did not fit. They even felt sorry for me – it turns out that it is not easy for girls. I was lucky – they always let me go.

Book: Milan Kundera “The Unbearable Lightness of Being.” This is not my favorite book, but one of my last favorites.

Marital status: married.

Study, hobbies: Master’s student, Faculty of Chemistry, Voronezh State University.

Why blonde? I’ve been fair since childhood. I tried to repaint in different colors, but I feel more confident as a blonde, and my husband likes it that way.

Favorite joke:

Two blondes are talking:

– I passed a pregnancy test today.

– Did you have any difficult questions?

Favorite book: Erich Maria Remarque “Three Comrades”.

Marital status: married.

Work, hobbies: lawyer in arbitration proceedings.

Why blonde? In my opinion, blondes are brighter, more cheerful and attractive. So many beautiful blonde women – one Marilyn Monroe is worth something. Blondes are always in the spotlight.

Favorite joke:

The blonde is driving down the street in a car, turns on the radio and hears:

“You are listening to Europa Plus radio.

“Lord, how do they know everything ?!” – thought the blonde …

Favorite book: Rich Dad Poor Dad by Robert Kiyosaki. I really like books about the power of thought and the abilities of human consciousness.

Marital status: engaged.

Work, hobbies: PR-manager of the “Wallpaper World” chain of stores.

Why is blonde: my natural hair color is light brown. For a long time I was a brunette. The decision to become completely blonde was not made by me, but by my master and also my close friend. She somehow unexpectedly for both of us instead of “ombre” turned my hair into platinum blond. I liked it so much that I still periodically send her SMS with a similar text: “Oles, thanks for making me a blonde.” Since I have been with dark hair for a long time, I cannot say that blondes have an advantage, but, most likely, the image of girls with blonde hair is more delicate.

Favorite joke: Unfortunately or fortunately, I do not have a favorite or any joke about the blonde.

Favorite book: culinary.

Marital status: Single.

Profession, hobbies: economist. Now, in a creative impulse, I work in a beauty salon, make people more beautiful, or more precisely, I am an eyelash extension master and also an eyebrow artist.

Why blonde? Since childhood, she has been light in itself, so I think that this color was dictated to me by nature itself. What distinguishes us from brunettes and redheads is that we can be seen much better from afar.

Favorite joke:

The blonde is asked in a restaurant:

– Do you want to cut pizza into 6 or 12 pieces?

– Six! I won’t eat much.

Favorite book: Ivan Goncharov Oblomov.

Marital status: Single.

Hobbies: smart books, running.

Why blonde? This is a special state of mind. Lightness, coquetry, an expression of true femininity.

Favorite joke:

The blonde walks into the nearest store, approaches the seller and tells him that she wants to buy a TV, which is in the corner. The seller politely replied that he did not serve blondes. A little dumbfounded, she returns home, dyes her black color and walks into the same store the next day. And again the salesman replies that he does not serve blondes. In desperation, she returns home, dyes herself auburn and decisively heads to the store. Fortunately, another salesperson was working that day, and the blonde confidently informed him of her desire to buy a television on display in the corner.

To her indescribable surprise, the seller said that he did not serve blondes. “How did you know that I am blonde ?!” – she exclaimed. The seller looked at her with undisguised sarcasm and said: “This is not a TV, madam, this is a microwave!”

Favorite book: L. Tolstoy “Anna Karenina”.

Marital status: married.

Hobbies: sports, videos, I like to travel.

Why blonde? Because this color suits me very much and blondes look younger.

Favorite joke:

The blonde enters the plane, takes a seat by the window. A man comes up to her and says:

– Girl, please go to your place!

– I’m fine here.

– Okay, then take the steering wheel in your hands and take off.

Favorite book: M.A. Bulgakov’s “The Master and Margarita”.

Marital status: married, 2 children.

Hobbies: sports, travel, reading.

Why blonde? Because she is naturally blonde. She was both a brunette and a redhead, experimentally convinced that mine was a blondie. Blondes are kinder.

Favorite joke:

Look how cute blondes are! Girls, what is your name?

– Ira, don’t tell him!

– Okay, Ksyusha!

Favorite book: EM. Remark “Black Obelisk”. And I always carry a volume of Brodsky’s poems with me. Favorite work “Poems about the acceptance of the world.”

All this was, it was. All this fired at us.

All this poured, beat, jerked and shook,

and took away strength, and dragged into the grave,

and dragged on pedestals, and then overthrew,

and then he forgot

and then summoned me to search for different truths,

to get completely lost in the liquid bushes of ambition,

in the wild mud of prostration, associations, concepts

and – just in the midst of emotions.

Marital status: married.

Work, hobbies: head of the interior photo studio FOTOLUMEN. All the time is occupied by favorite work and family.

Why blonde? My native hair color is light brown, I dilute it only with highlights.

Favorite jokes:

The blonde buys shoes.

“The first two or three days, the shoes will squeeze a little,” the seller warns.

– It’s okay, I will only wear them next week …

The blonde gets up in the morning and goes to the window. The husband asks:

– What is the weather today?

– How can I see? There is such a rain in a wall that you can’t see anything!

Favorite book: a series of books “Ethnogenesis”, each volume is a fantastic story !!!

Family status. married.

Work, hobbies. My main profession at the moment is the mother of my beautiful daughter Milana. In the decree, she began to make casts – prints of the arms and legs of babies. In my free time I play the piano, and also study dance styles at the Alexander Karlov School – salsa, bachata, kizomba.

Why blonde? I am a blonde from the sixth grade. Even in her distant childhood, she dyed her hair a light color and never regretted it, although in life she was both a brunette and a redhead, she still returned to her “own” color. Light color is always associated with radiance, kindness and tenderness. Therefore, blondes look kinder, softer and fluffier than brunettes. Men feel much more masculine next to blondes.

Favorite saying: A blonde is not only a hair color, but also an alibi!

Favorite book: But I don’t read books … yes, it may be bad, but there must be at least some flaw in me.

Marital status: Single.

Study, hobbies. I am a third-year student of the Law Faculty of the Russian University of Justice, I work in a computer shop. In my free time I read, write poetry, pay attention to macro photography. I try to find a couple of “empty windows” a week for sports. I sincerely try to combine a huge amount of work with charity.

Why blonde? I’m blonde since birth. In my life there were attempts to change the image and dark hair color, but somehow it did not take root. I think that most people live by stereotypes and believe that fair-haired people have lower intelligence. It’s always nice to prove otherwise!

Favorite story: As a child, for my blonde long hair, many compared me to Aurora from the Sleeping Beauty cartoon. Over time, I forgot about it and remembered exactly when I found my old children’s diary, where “Aurora” was printed in block letters. This is one of the sweetest hair color memories of my life.

Favorite books: Frankly, this issue has drawn particularly close attention to me. It is difficult to decide on your favorite books when you have several of them. I enjoy diving into novels, detective stories, and classical prose. It all depends on the mood. My heart belongs forever to R. Rozhdestvensky, E. Asadov and, of course, S. Yesenin.

Top favorite books in prose:

1. M. Mitchell “Gone with the Wind”;

2. M. Bulgakov “The Master and Margarita”;

3. K. McCullough “The Thorn Birds”;

4. Д. Rollins “Pyramid”;

5. S. King “The Green Mile”;

6. L. Tolstoy “War and Peace”;

7. D. Brown “Angels and Demons”;

8. H. Murakami “1Q84”.

Marital status: I meet with a loved one.

Work, hobbies: sales. I am fond of beadwork, make-up, houseplants. I am learning to drive a car. I love animals and music very much. I go to churches, I like to study the lives of the saints and visit holy places.

Why blonde? Because she is associated with a light, gentle and kind creature. Decided on a blonde for a long time, I am dark blond. From the age of 15 she was highlighted. Being a blonde is expensive, but beautiful, and I love beauty in everything.

Favorite joke:

Two blondes are solving a crossword puzzle:

– Land completely unsuitable for farming. Five letters.

– Concrete?

Favorite book: “Red Easter” by Nina Pavlova.

Family status. Single.

Study, hobbies: I am a student of the VF GUMRF them. Admiral S.O. Makarov. I love to cook, cooking is my passion.

Why blonde? Until the age of 14 I was a blonde from birth, then I experimented. As a result, I decided that light hair color makes its owner more sweet, gentle and charming, unlike brunettes. And also, based on stereotypes, it is easier for a blonde to get out in ridiculous situations.

Favorite joke:

One blonde shows the other:

– See, there is light?

– I see, of course!

Here the first one takes and turns off the light in the room:

– Now there is no light. Guess where he is now?

– Where?

The first one opens the refrigerator door:

– Here he is!

Favorite book: Frederic Beigbeder “Love Lives Three Years”.

Marital status: Single.

Study, hobbies. I am a student of the medical university, I have a sports category in volleyball.

Why blonde? This is a natural hair color. Since childhood, my mother implored not to do anything with him. Due to the prevailing stereotypes, when meeting people, they perceive you as an easy, carefree, bright and ingenuous person, which removes the awkwardness of communication and makes it more relaxed.

Favorite joke:

On the plane, in the adjacent seats, there is a blonde and a lawyer. The flight is long … The blonde silently looks out the window. Lawyer for the blonde: “Let me ask you a question, if you don’t know the answer, you give me $ 5. Then you ask me a question, if I don’t know the answer, I’ll give you 500 dollars. ”

Lawyer: “Do you know the distance from the Moon to the Earth?” The blonde silently gives him $ 5.

Blonde: “Who goes uphill on three legs and descends on four?”

A couple of hours pass. The lawyer called all his friends, searched the Internet, he could not find an answer. Nothing to do, gives the blonde $ 500 and asks: “Who is this?” The blonde silently gives him $ 5 and turns to the window.

Favorite books: I like books that describe the fate of people. For example, “The Thorn Birds” (Colin McCullough), “The Plague” (Albert Camus).

Marital status: Single.

Work, hobbies: head of the furniture showroom. Travel, sports, active lifestyle.

Why blonde? Light since childhood. Advantages? If it stops the DPS, you can always mimic the blonde.

Favorite joke:

Why are jokes about blondes so short? In order to be remembered by brunettes.

Favorite book: Frederic Beigbeder “Love Lives Three Years”.

Marital status: Single.

Work, hobbies: I am in my last year at Voronezh State University.

Why blonde? I am a natural blonde. Each hair color has its pros and cons, blondes look cuter.

Favorite joke: I do not know such anecdotes.

Favorite book: I’ll answer honestly, now there is absolutely no time to read.

Marital status: Single.

Why blonde? Everyone in the family is blonde, so I don’t want to stand out.

Favorite joke.

Three blondes are running behind the departing train. Two have time to jump, and the third remains on the platform and bursts into laughter.

Station attendant:

– So what’s so funny?

Blonde:

– Yes, these two fools accompanied me!

Favorite book: The Fault in the Stars by John Green

Marital status: there is a young man.

Work, hobbies: I work in the ensemble “Voronezh girls”, we perform Russian folk songs.

Why blonde? No matter what they say about blondes, they supposedly have a hard time understanding – this is not so! The color of the dye on the hair does not affect the mind in any way.

Favorite joke: I do not remember.

Favorite book: H. Andersen “The Ugly Duckling”.

Marital status: Single.

Hobbies: snowboarding, figure skating, gymnastics.

Why blonde? Because from birth. Many people advise to dye a brunette, as I don’t fall under the stereotype about blondes.

Favorite joke:

The blonde climbed on a horse for the first time. And she suddenly rushed, gallops, kicks. The blonde fell out of the saddle, her hair tangled in the reins, her legs dangling. So she would have died if the administrator had not come and stopped the carousel.

Funny conclusion: her eyes were so big that there was practically no room for her brain.

Favorite book: F.M. Dostoevsky “The Gambler”, A.I. Solzhenitsyn “Cancer Ward”.

Marital status: Single.

Professional activities and hobbies: beauty industry. I am fond of cooking, reading, psychology, I love walks in nature.

Why blonde? I wanted to become a little more frivolous.

Favorite joke:

– Something cellular is buggy …

– Did you drop it?

– I dropped it! Does not help!

Favorite book: K.E. Antarova “Two Lives”.

Voting is over.

First place and gift from the beauty salon “Familia”: spa care “Nectar of Ancient India” (preserving the brightness of colored hair) + evening styling gets Tatiana Pyrkova.

Second place and certificate from the dental clinic “Garant Stomatology” for professional oral hygiene gets Olga Slepokurova.

Third place and nail extension certificate from the master of manicure Olga Kravchenko receives Anna Timofeeva.

Fourth place and a certificate for the master class “Oil Painting” from the art gallery “Art-Zebra”goes to Yulia Cheprasova.