Frankly and humorously, the French artist spoke about the “delights” of life with a small child.
Someone says that the hardest job in the world is the job of the president. And French artist Natalie Jomard disagrees with this.
“There is nothing more difficult than raising a child,” the illustrator is sure. And to prove this, Natalie creates funny, but at the same time very true pictures of what it is like to be a mom.
Natalie shows what a woman has to go through at different stages of motherhood: from huge changes in her body to the inability to calmly go to the toilet.
Young mothers will not tell their friends and acquaintances about this, they will not write in social networks. Therefore, Natalie’s honest and frank pictures are so funny – in them every woman can easily recognize herself.
When all the old clothes are small now.
– Silicone?
– No, lactation!
When you collect your child outside for half a day, you have neither the strength nor the time for yourself.
“From now on, my most cherished desire is to sit in the toilet. One! “
“I love breastfeeding! It’s a delightful oneness with my child. ”(Off-screen sign: Sarcasm).
“10 Ways to Increase Milk Flow”. Thanks, but I would have the opposite effect.
Try to convince your child that vegetables are good for you.
The inscription on the book: “Instruction for the child.”
When advice from books no longer works, you have to invent your own methods.
Oh those sweet weekend moments when your baby wakes you up at 5am.
Closeness between you and your spouse is the exception, not the rule.
We bet you couldn’t imagine what a child can turn your home into?
You buy expensive toys for your child, and he washes new shoes in the toilet.
And after all, the child does not care at all that it hurts like hell.
A hundred things in one hand? No problem! You are now a professional juggler.
The most important thing is that the baby does not burn out. Why are there no sun suits on sale?
The first exit in a bikini … For this life did not prepare me.
When you teach a child to potty, you have to be ready for anything.
Work when you have a small child? It’s as easy as shelling pears! (Where did the Sarcasm sign go?)
– Mom, I found your phone and car keys. They were hiding in an aquarium.
– Son, your fish went to grandmother in the village.
The inscription on the book: “100 ways to change a diaper.” When it comes to dirty diapers, you are ready to take any advice. The main thing is to hold your breath.
“Pregnancy is the most beautiful time in a woman’s life,” they wrote. Aha, how!
When your phone and selfie stick are your only saviors.
And finally, in any awkward situation: calm, only calm!