Expectation: Exercising is good for health, helps to make the body more perfect and increases self-esteem. Reality: sometimes right in the process you want to die. We have collected for you quotes from those who are not alien to fitness – in one form or another. Anyone who has ever gone to the gym or trained at home will surely respond to at least some of these statements.
• Winners train. Losers are complaining.
• You can’t be sad when you’re holding a barbell!
• When you have a good day, exercise. When the day is bad, train more.
• One of the best moments in life is when you realize that two weeks ago your body couldn’t do it.
• Fitness level number three: “certainly not terrible, but definitely loves donuts.”
• Of course, I have cubes on my stomach. I hide them under this belly so that they love me not only because I have a luxurious body.
• I apologize for all the words that I said during the burpee (CrossFit exercise. — Approx. ed.).
• Do lunges and squats! Because no one has written songs about a skinny butt yet.
• I have 99 problems. But I go to the gym and ignore them all.
My middle name is hungry. My first name: always
• Tired of being fat and scary? Just be scary.
• The worst workout is the one you didn’t show up for.
• Expensive extra fat, you have two options: move to my bust area or get the hell out.
• Go to the gym. Take 500 photos. Post one every day. Never go there again…
• The inscription on the wall of the gym: “You deserve this body.”
• I told my coach that I was going to die. And he said, “Two more repetitions.”
• Run like your hottest guy is running in front and your ex-boyfriend is behind you.
• I forgot to write on Facebook that I will go to the fitness club today. Now all that training is for free.
• I was sad. Then I ordered new uniforms, sneakers and sports nutrition bottles online. Oh yes, I’m fine now!
Never listen to your inner voice! He’s talking about a bun…
• What should be done to get a body that is not embarrassing to undress on the beach? 1. You must have a body. 2. You need to come to the beach.
• Those who believe that a minute passes quickly have never been in the plank.
• Don’t ask me how I got such a figure – or you will find yourself in the gym and the next day you will not be able to get up.
• Whatever your problem, the answer is not in the fridge.
• I decided to go for a body fit. I leaned over and squatted, jumped on one leg. In half an hour I was all wet … But when I was finally able to squeeze into a sports uniform, the training was already over.
• My nutritionist said I should say goodbye to late dinners for four. Especially if they don’t have three more…
• It’s not sweat. This is crying my fat.
Is swimming good for your figure? Tell it to the seals
• The word “aerobics” came about when the instructors got together and decided that if we want to charge ten dollars an hour for a workout, we can’t just call it “jumping up and down”.
• I study in the morning – then my brain simply does not have time to understand what is happening.
• My psychotherapist told me: in order to achieve harmony and inner peace, you need to do what you have long wanted and did not dare. I finished the chocolate cake and realized – it works!
• I don’t understand why there are so many mirrors in the gym. I know exactly how I look. That’s why I ended up here.
• Every bookstore has only two shelves of bestsellers: recipe books and diet books. In recipe books, food bloggers share tips on how to cook a lot of delicious things. And nutritionists in books about diets tell you how to never eat any of this.
• I might not be exercising at all if it weren’t for the fact that the fridge and TV are so far apart.
• Want to skip your workout and go to a bar? Answer: *censored.