Oh, what they just do not write there. Yet teachers have even more imagination than writers.
“Have you forgotten your head at home?” – this phrase has become a catch phrase long ago. Now she seems to us funny and cute, but once she forced her to pull her head into her shoulders. Perhaps it should be carved in granite. And print on diplomas of pedagogical universities. But the gems of teachers that they give out in the heat of the educational struggle are not the funniest thing yet. The coolest thing is the entries in the school diaries. And what is not there! In honor of the upcoming September 1, healthy-food-near-me.com has put together a collection of real masterpieces.
#1
“I meowed in class, did not fulfill the teacher’s tasks, pretending to be a cat, tried to escape from the class”… Hmm, the courage and the presence of acting skills can not be denied to this little one.
#2
“Scared the teacher by pretending to be dead”… But this is cruel. In response, the teacher can also pretend to put a string of twos in the journal.
#3
“Criticizes the furniture in the English classroom.” A terrible crime. No matter how parents have to furnish the office to the taste of the child.
#4
“Shouted to the whole class that his deskmate tried to eat him”… Why so immediately write the guy down as a liar? Haven’t you watched The X-Files? Well, maybe at least Twilight? Plus, some kids do bite.
#5
“The whole lesson was waiting for the end of the world”… This is actually the best compliment for a teacher. At the end of the lesson, a recess bell usually rings. And for a boy it’s like the end of the world. Respect to the teacher.
#6
“No diary!” And your head is at home … Excuse me, but you wrote it in your diary!
#7
“I drew on my desk neighbor”… Congratulations, the guy has already decided on his future profession. Be a tattoo artist for him.
#8
“Behaved like an animal and gnawed bones”… It seems we found the one who tried to eat the neighbor on the desk.
#9
“During the lesson Fyodor made binoculars and an airplane, a catapult. Distracted “… Perhaps the lesson is not very interesting. Or maybe Fedya can no longer hold back the engineer.
#10
“I took a selfie at the blackboard with the teacher”… But the teacher doesn’t seem to mind? ..
#11
“In the art lesson, I chewed half a pencil!” But this is serious. Parents should think about the student’s diet.
#12
“Feed your baby better. Chews flowers in the office “… Here, it seems, you also need to take care of vitamins. Or maybe the child was raised by cats?
#13
“Shouted:” Lenin is alive! “ The boy at least knows that there was such a comrade Lenin.
#14
“I smoked incense in the toilet”… School administrators should consider changing the cleaning lady or fixing the ventilation. It is not for nothing that the child is busy improving the atmosphere in a place that is not the most fragrant.
#15
“I put garlic in teachers’ bags, assured me that I had expelled demons from them.”… The boy took care of the teachers. Autumn is the season of SARS and influenza, and garlic is phytoncides and antibiotics.
#16
“I put tights on my head and shouted that she would take over the school.” Correctly write “Nadela”. You’re fired.
#17
“Peels oranges with a wall”… Well … Uh … Honestly, we have nothing to say here.
#18
“I ate a cactus in biology class”… A regiment of starving children arrived. Or maybe the food in the canteen isn’t good for anything?
#19
“In a math lesson, I played a pipe”… This is all the world championship. Football fans, what to take from them.
#20
“I offered a bribe to the teacher in the form of a toffee and an apple”… Good child. Generous. Well done. With such a hunger you will not be lost even in the most difficult time.
#21
“He doesn’t know Pushkin at all. Dear Parents! Please introduce me! “ Well … It is difficult to acquaint them personally, but with the creative heritage – seems to be the work of a teacher?
#22
“He fled to the class teacher’s request to raise the chairs.” Yes, with such a guy you won’t go on reconnaissance. Maybe he has a phobia? Fear of overturned chairs?
#23
“She does her homework in the toilet.” But this is very sad. Even if the child is more comfortable in the school toilet than at home, this is a reason to think.
#24
“I turned to the teacher:” Hey, slave! “ And at home the boy is the king. Or just a fan of “Ivan Vasilyevich Changes His Profession” – a wonderful film.
#25
“I took off my socks in class and threw myself at the girls.” Thank you for not hitting your head with a briefcase. I would like to believe that the socks are still clean.
What did you write in your diaries? Share in the comments!