The child is the source of chaos. Walking entropy. You never know what will happen the next moment.
We remembered situations after which every mother understands for sure: today is not a good day. Right from this moment. Have you ever had one?
– When you completely dressed the child in winter: tights, overalls, hat, scarf, gloves, and at that moment he urgently wanted to go to the toilet. Although five minutes ago he proudly refused to go there.
– When you are late with your child to the doctor, but after getting into the car, you realize that you forgot his documents at home.
– When already at the door, he declares that he does not like what he is wearing, and demands a different suit. Which, of course, is dirty.
– When you ask a child to get dressed quickly, but after ten minutes you find him in one pantyhose, but reading a book.
– When he needs to go to the toilet at the same time as you.
– When you have an important meeting, and your blouse has just been turned into a tablecloth for dolls.
– When you ripped out the apartment to shine and crystal crunch, and fifteen minutes later the child returned from the garden … And you can start cleaning from the beginning.
– When you drink tea and realize that the room is suspiciously quiet.
– When, after an evening swim, to get the child out of the bathroom, you need to swim across the English Channel on the floor.
– When the last cookie from the pack falls to the floor.
– When he refuses to fall asleep for an hour and a half, and then “turns off” 15 minutes before leaving the house.
– When first you persuade him to go for an hour, and then another hour – to go home.
– When he refuses to eat normal food, but to try an unfamiliar flower on the street – yes.
– When: “Look, Mommy” is, at best, a dead bird, and at worst, a lichen kitten.
– When everything was going well, but suddenly someone had time to press a button in the elevator before him …
– When giving birth is no match for the lego piece under your bare heel. In the morning. When you have not yet had time to wake up.
– When you find out about a kindergarten event / preset talk / family competition an hour before bedtime.
– When someone gives a toy that you already have.
– When on a walk you drag a scooter, a bicycle, a car on a string and a tired child.
– When in the evening you turn on cartoons for your child for five minutes to have a snack. And at this moment the grandmother comes with the words: “Have you been sitting at the TV all day again?”