Contents
- No. 1. «I ruined his things»
- No. 2. «I slept with his brother»
- No. 3. «I stole his shoes»
- No. 4. «I humiliated him in front of my friends»
- No. 5. «I didn’t warn him about the new girl’s jealous boyfriend»
- No. 6. «I became friends with his wife»
- No. 7. «I took advantage of his jealousy»
- No. 8. “I sent an album of group photos to his wife”
- No. 9. “I broke his collection of favorite mugs”
As a rule, parting is a drama. Someone has a broken heart, someone is furious with anger and jealousy. But if you have a sense of humor, anger can take on some pretty fancy forms. We’ve compiled 9 stories of women getting back at their exes by turning a tragedy into a farce.
No. 1. «I ruined his things»
“He behaved disgustingly, especially when we broke up. For a long time he did not let me into our former apartment to pick up things, some of which he turned into pieces. When in the end I was able to get there (in his absence), then on all his clothes, and especially my favorite sweatshirts, I painted smileys with lipstick.
No. 2. «I slept with his brother»
“My boyfriend left me and didn’t even bother to tell me personally — he just wrote a message and blocked me everywhere. Then I slept with his brother, who had been looking at me for a long time. He doesn’t know yet, but I’m looking forward to when the information gets out and he gets pissed.»
No. 3. «I stole his shoes»
“I thought we were fine until he started making out with my friend at her birthday party in front of me. I freaked out and rushed home. It was just snowing, and I decided to take his sneakers with me. Then I threw them in the trash.»
No. 4. «I humiliated him in front of my friends»
“My husband suddenly announced one evening that he wanted to get a divorce, because, you see, I am the“ wrong woman ”. While he was sleeping, I pulled out his phone and sent messages to all mutual acquaintances in which he admitted that he was suffering from impotence.
No. 5. «I didn’t warn him about the new girl’s jealous boyfriend»
“The whole evening he hung around my sister’s friend and ended up, they say, slept with her. I knew she had a jealous, aggressive boyfriend, but I didn’t warn her. Stocked up with my sister popcorn, looking forward to the development of events.
No. 6. «I became friends with his wife»
“I met a married man, and he fed me tales that he does not sleep with his wife, does not love her and lives out of a sense of duty. At some point, I decided to surprise him and visit him for “gatherings with men” on his birthday. In the restaurant I saw him in an embrace with his wife. She went straight to her and made him confess everything. We thoroughly drank with her and at the end of the evening sat, embracing, and discussed his shortcomings. As a result, she divorced him, and we are now best friends.”
No. 7. «I took advantage of his jealousy»
“The former annoyed me with jealousy and surveillance when we lived together, and when we broke up, I asked the admins at work to check my laptop. It turned out that he installed spyware and knew everything about my correspondence — both at work and personal. Most importantly, I did not cheat on him and did not start anyone. But I decided to take revenge and began to write allegedly to my new man about what a lousy lover my ex was. In detail about the size and all that.
No. 8. “I sent an album of group photos to his wife”
“We dated for a couple of years, and I hinted if it was time to get married. He said he didn’t believe in marriage, so we just started living together. We lived for a year, he constantly traveled on business trips. Once I took time off from work early because I was sick, and unexpectedly came home in the afternoon — and there he was, although it was assumed that he had a business trip. Said he wanted to surprise me. But he looked too frightened.
In general, I followed him and found out that he has a wife and a six-year-old daughter. I collected three years of our photos with him, printed out a beautiful album and sent it to my wife. She kicked him out. And since he worked for his father-in-law’s firm, he also lost his job.
No. 9. “I broke his collection of favorite mugs”
“I accidentally saw his correspondence and realized that he was cheating on me. I got mad, collected his clothes and put him out the door. I saw that his collection of beer mugs remained in the kitchen — he had been collecting for 10 years, bringing back some special ones from all the trips. Every evening she broke a mug, filmed it on camera and sent it to him. When I broke the last one, I realized everything, let me go.