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😉 Gentlemen, I wonder what men think about women?
Men about women
A woman in a man’s life is question number one. No work, no football, no beer, no music – namely a woman. The men’s magazines are convincing of this. On each of their pages, under different sauces, the same hot topic “Me and She” is served.
Representatives of the stronger sex look at women very carefully and in detail, sometimes so captiously that you begin to feel like a ciliate-shoe under a microscope. Men, for example, teach each other how to “lead us to clean water.”
Even the schemes are made under the title “How to distinguish real from artificial laughter.” It turns out that we react to a joke if so-called “rays of laughter” appear around the eyes, there is swelling under the eyes, and the pupils dilate.
And “motionless eyebrows, smooth eyelid skin and narrow pupils signal – stop! You, friend, are being deceived like a boy. ” Reading these lines, I could not resist laughing – and rushed to the mirror: how is the swelling under the eyes – is it frank enough?
Scent of a Woman
They (that is, men) do not really trust our perfumes either. They urge each other to sniff – are there any dangerous notes in the attractive aroma, because “women are armed with all the power of modern chemistry”.
Especially when cunning male hunters prefer “dangerous perfumes” with substances similar in effect to the female pheromone. And then, man, be doubly careful! I quote: “The smell draws in our brother, leaving no opportunity to calmly figure out what is happening. You will never notice how you fall into the trap. “
What to do in a seemingly hopeless situation? There is an answer: “If you want to keep the will of choice, you have to keep your nose to the wind. Or you can put cotton swabs in your nostrils or go hunting tigers. ”
Hunting vocabulary is generously used in most publications about the relationship between a man and a woman. Only now the subjects of the hunt are constantly changing places – they chase us, then we rush after them.
Favorite topic
The topic “about women” repeatedly smoothly turns into a favorite that never gets boring – sex. Men like brothers support each other on this basis. Councils “experienced” here – more than enough. Stress and sex, men absolutely rightly believe, are incompatible concepts.
“So let yourself be comfortable with a lot of things at home and at work, and in the evening ask her to give you a relaxing massage. Even if she doesn’t know how, her touching helplessness will help you tune in the right way ”.
Or: “Don’t be afraid of pathos. Have a romantic evening at home. Place candles everywhere and turn on light music – the sound of a saxophone. Even if she treats all this ironically, mentally, most likely, she will note your efforts. ” And so on.
About health
Another super popular topic is health. She, too, in every second case is reduced to a sexual direction. But there are also distracting problems. Men are more free from conventions and boldly discuss the most delicate issues – about excessive sweating, hemorrhoids and laser hair removal …
A little romance
Although much less than physiology, men are still very noticeably interested in the psychology of relationships with the opposite sex. They are zealous in trying to become more romantic (remember the advice about burning candles), since romanticism, according to the authors of the publications, appeals to women.
Learning to be romantic turns out to be easy enough. Not a romantic, seeing a long “arrow” on a girlfriend’s stocking, will reproachfully say: “Lucy! You just bought yesterday tights!” And the romantic will be delightedly surprised: “Look how beautiful it is! Like a moonlit path … ”.
About gifts
Interesting observations are exchanged by lyric readers regarding gifts. Any trinket, if it symbolizes something, ceases to be a trinket. One has only to say, handing the woman a soft toy: “This pony has such sad eyes as yours!”
When buying flowers, it is advised to find out the name from the seller or come up with it yourself, since women react to sound more than to color. Anemones sound very nice. An additional “plus” – because few know how they look.
And if the flower turns out to be pale, then the one for which it was intended will probably find a connection between “anemone” and “anemic”. She will immediately be imbued with the flower and its donor with tenderness.
And what if a woman says: “These are not anemones”? Then, for a hint from experienced flower givers, it is worth answering with a mysterious phrase: “I know. But for me they are always anemones. ” It will work flawlessly. I speak as a representative of another camp.
Tips for men
They say that men do not tolerate prompts, instructions and morality. Stupidity. This is not tolerated from us. And their men’s magazines are all entirely based on tips and advice. For example:
- with women, never giggle, do not rub your hands, do not speak with a sly “oo-o ?!” when a girl invites you “to come for a cup of coffee”;
- do not wear a T-shirt with a large neckline or a T-shirt that you won by sending several hundred empty instant coffee bags to the company;
- take out the trash without fail and withstand her three-hour collection on the occasion of the ceremonial exit to the grocery store;
- Take off your socks first, and then everything else, because in some socks you will look comical.
And women’s intuition will tell you why all the advice revolves around certain situations. Because men are most afraid of looking funny or slaves of something or someone.
Where there is freedom, there is happiness
A man can live without a high salary, without hot meals and without repairs in the apartment for a long time. But without a sense of freedom, he will not last long.
Therefore, our feminine task is not to let this feeling fade away, or at least to help them, to preserve the appearance of complete freedom. After all, where there is freedom, there is happiness. And in order to be happy, you don’t need to do anything special!
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