Madame, young lady, girlfriend, bride, spouse, and other women!
- If you doubt whether you are fat, it may well be that you are. Don’t ask me, you don’t want me to lie to you, do you?
- If you want something, it’s enough just to say it. Understand at last, we are simple. We don’t understand subtle veiled allusions. Roundabout questions don’t work, simple questions disguised as antics don’t either. Just say what you want.
- If you ask a question you don’t expect an answer to, don’t be surprised if you get an answer you’d rather not hear.
- We are SIMPLE. If I ask you to give me bread, I mean nothing else. This is not a reproach that there is no bread on the table. We do not resort to disguised teachings or reproaches. We are really simple.
- We are SIMPLE. There’s no point in asking me what I’m thinking. Men think about sex 96,5% of their time. No, we are not worried, we just like it the most.
- We are SIMPLE. Sometimes I don’t think about you. There is nothing wrong with that. Just get used to it. Don’t ask me what I’m thinking, otherwise you should be ready to talk about politics, economics, philosophy, football, booze and cars.
- Friday, Saturday, Sunday = friends = football. It’s like a full moon, ebb and flow. It’s inevitable.
- Shopping is no fun and I will never enjoy it!
- If we go somewhere, those outfits that are just on you suit you. I swear.
- You have enough clothes and shoes. Whining is blackmail. My bankruptcy will not be proof of my love for you.
- Most men have 3 pairs of shoes. I repeat: we are SIMPLE. What makes you think that I can determine which of your 30 pairs of shoes is the best for this?
- Simple answers like “yes” or “no” are enough, regardless of the question.
- If you have any difficulties, just ask me to help you overcome them. Don’t ask me to sympathize with you as your friends.
- If I said something that can be understood in two ways, and one of the options bothers or upsets you, I meant the other!
- ALL men see only 16 colors. The peach is a fruit, not a color! And what is this Apriko(t) color anyway, and how the hell is it even spelled?
- If I ask you what happened and you say «nothing», I believe you and I will act as if everything is in perfect order!
- Don’t ask «Do you like me?» Rest assured, I would not have been here for a long time if it were not so.
The main rule: in case of the slightest doubt, no matter what it is about, choose the simplest. WE ARE REALLY VERY SIMPLE!
Please spread this «Manifesto» among as many women as possible so that they finally understand men. Once and forever. Please circulate this Manifesto also to as many men as possible so that they know they are not alone in their struggle.
Video from Yana Shchastya: interview with professor of psychology N.I. Kozlov
Topics of conversation: What kind of woman do you need to be in order to successfully marry? How many times do men get married? Why are there so few normal men? Childfree. Parenting. What is love? A story that couldn’t be better. Paying for the opportunity to be close to a beautiful woman.