Diets spoil my mood, and I don’t have enough time for regular fitness. Without losing hope to lose a couple of extra pounds without agony and anguish, I went to the Ideal Line weight loss center, located at the Le Colon beauty institute. As it turned out, it was not in vain.
In the cool greenery of Lomonosovsky Avenue, where the most beautiful Stalinist house was hidden from the noise of cars behind a spacious square, a magic door is hidden. Behind her is silence, peace and time, which is finally! – can only be devoted to yourself.
To achieve the cherished harmony, I have to undergo a course of six procedures. The meeting with the beautiful is preceded by a serious conversation. The dietitian, having seated me in a chair, proceeds to interview – the procedure has small contraindications, which she needs to be convinced of.
There are no contraindications – let’s move on to the second part. It turns out that the uniquely enjoyable weight loss process developed by Ideal Line requires minimal, but still patient involvement. For example, do not eat after six in the evening.
I knew about this recommendation all my adult life and just as deliberately bypassed it. After all, for me six o’clock in the evening is not at all what for the majority: I go to bed not earlier than two in the morning and eat breakfast not earlier than 12 noon. So my personal time bar did not drop below 22.00.
The illusion is crumbling. The doctor explains to me what the magic “after six” means: at about seven o’clock in the evening, the body stops producing some of the most important hormone responsible for the breakdown of fat. I immediately forgot the name of the hormone, but the impression remained, and I vowed to continue to observe this rule.
Now about what you can eat before the evening hour has struck. It turns out that anything you like, occasionally checking the glossy booklet with the words ““. Nothing complicated – each group of products corresponds to the number of points, the total amount of which should not exceed 18. This time. Two – all products are combined only with vegetables. That is, no bread with meat, but only vegetables with bread or meat with vegetables.
1st procedure
The briefing is over, I am entering the cosmic territory of magical transformations. They weigh and measure me. And then the flight begins. Having coated my body with pleasantly cooling lipolytic gels and dressed in a yellow transparent overalls, they put me in a space-like capsule – the Cocon-Spectron apparatus.
Soon I feel the capsule heating up (I mow at the number “72” on the panel), the couch beneath me vibrates shallowly and pleasantly, a breeze blows over my face (Ionic, by the way, and very useful), music and the sound of the surf sound from somewhere. Closing my eyes, I seem to find myself on the shores of the Red Sea, where a week ago I indulged in bliss and idleness. Half an hour fly by in a dozing bliss.
And during this time, the following happens: under the influence of dry heat, intracellular pores open, through which biologically active products contained in the gel penetrate deep into the cell, break down fats and remove toxins. Thanks to vibrations, muscles work, and photo and chromotherapy (light and color inside the capsule) are responsible for the breakdown of proteins and the rapid breakdown of carbohydrates. Finally, the capsule beeps softly – it’s time to get up.
They take me out of my overalls and take me to the shower to freshen up and take a portion of lymphatic drainage. Then – again weighing and a joyful discovery: the capsule melted 600 grams out of me! Let’s move on to the final part – a session of strengthening and tonic effects on the Ideal Line apparatus. The assistant applies a cooling compound, puts some mysterious things on me, connects wires to them, covers me with two pink blankets and, carefully asking if it’s cold, leaves.
I’m not cold – pleasant freshness wanders through my body, and I even manage to doze off again in the most pleasant way. The next day, a friend who is aware of my “slimming” actions asks how I liked the procedure in Ideal Line. I honestly answer: “I would have lived there for a while.”
2nd procedure
There are no differences from the previous one, except that the first weigh-in shows that I managed to part with 700 grams, and the time spent in a wonderful capsule, which inevitably directs the course of my thoughts and feelings towards the sea coast, increased to 45 minutes.
3nd procedure
A terrible thing happened – the day before I ate heartily after six. Of course, it is not me who is to blame, but my mother, who baked a leg of lamb in the oven. At first I proudly refused, but in the end I still could not resist.
I will not say that in the morning I went to with a guilty look, but the doctor for some reason warily asked: “Well, how can you not eat after six?” “Sure!” – I vigorously lied and, for some reason sucking in my stomach, stood on the scales. It was not worth lying: the scales showed that I managed to block the lost 700 grams exactly twice.
“We’ll have to prescribe you a fasting day,” said the doctor, “tomorrow all day on cottage cheese and grapefruit juice. You are holding?” I nodded my head furiously and began to assure that I was ready to eat nothing at all, and not tomorrow, but today. They told me that in no case should this be done, that by starving, you will not achieve anything except the removal of moisture from the body. A dubious achievement – the body will happily compensate for this the next day. In addition, you need to arrange a fasting day not the next day after the crime, but the next day – when excess fats strive to find a permanent place of residence.
4nd procedure
Hurray – one and a half kilograms have been eliminated! It’s only a shame that on the way to victory I made an extra detour. Otherwise, everything is fine! And most beautiful of all is my favorite capsule. I will miss her when the course is over.
5nd procedure
A repetition of the past, bringing me closer to my cherished dream for one more day.
6nd procedure
I walked my favorite route for the last time. No, of course, not the last one – in six months the meeting with the beautiful can be repeated. And it is not only possible, but also necessary – it will be just January, a great month in order to start preparing for spring ahead of time.
In the meantime, let’s evaluate the results. The volumes have decreased – all the girlfriends noticed, and the scales say good things: I managed to say goodbye to 4 kilograms, which in such a time frame, and even with such comfort, I have never been able to do. Now the main thing is not to eat after six.
Beauty Institute “Le Colon”:Lomonosov prospect, 14 tel. 938 0033, 938 0035 /