PSYchology

hysterical cat

Hysteroid women are plastic. Their movements are elegant, smooth, uninhibited, dexterous, flirtatious. And they always emphasize this: “from the hip … we act, we act, we act …” The hysteroid moves like a cat. Let’s pay attention: a cat can walk along the ledge, turn around on the patch, walk back, elegantly jump off and not break. Both the head and the tail move along the line of the treble clef, this is not a hippopotamus, which is all like a bass clef. If the epileptoid decomposes into separate actions that he performs together, if the schizoid cannot perform even one action together, but clumsily performs a set of isolated movements, then the hysteroid easily, smoothly, seamlessly performs complex combinations of actions in one flowing activity or even in several merging in polyphonic music activities. Therefore, hysteroids dance beautifully, their movements in dance are varied, expressive, this is a kind of self-expression in dances, especially in modern, party dances, where there is more freedom for creativity than in traditional ballrooms. Dancing is his element, he learns it, for him this is a serious matter. The hysteroid is proud of all this, demonstrates.

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Film «Legally Blonde»

All movements are bright and expressive, all for show.

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The gestures of the hysteroid are smooth, plastic, also almost dance-like, but this is in speech, not in dance, and yet it is like a dance of hands … And how the hysteroid adjusts her glasses! Not with a poke on the bridge of the nose, as a schizoid, epileptoid and paranoid person would do, but elegantly coquettishly and gently taking the temples so that everyone would pay attention to her well-groomed hands. And if a cup of coffee is taken, then well-groomed fingers are shown so that everyone feels how this cup becomes more beautiful because such fingers hold it. At the same time, if the beauty is provincial, then the little finger is protruded, and if the beauty is metropolitan, then the little finger is pressed with a ring to other ring-fingers … And how does she smoke, how does she hold a cigarette, how does she cross her legs, how does smoke also ring, how does she shake off the ashes ?! Gracefully, smoothly and impetuously, exposing everyone to show long thin fingers with long beautiful nails.

In general, the hysteroid’s plasticity, like his speech, is artistic or theatrical (depending on taste).

The hysteroid’s favorite animals are the same as they look like: cats, lapdogs, poodles. She takes care of them, decorates them, trains them. Less often — service dogs of all breeds, but here they are already exotic: Mastiff, Dalmatian, Bull Terrier, Rottweiler — in a word, those that are held in high esteem by the «elite». A hysteroid can also love horses (“Oh, how I look on this horse!”).

They love to be photographed — with and without animals. But it is always posing — in different forms, with different people, against different backgrounds, in different outfits.

Body type

The shape of the face of a hysteroid, like that of an epileptoid, is more often a regular oval. The skin is mostly clean, well-groomed. The torso of the men resembles the sculpture of Leocharus «Apollo Belvedere», and the figure of the woman — «Aphrodite of Cnidus» by Praxiteles. Hysteroids have a clearly defined waist, the movements of the upper and lower parts of the body are separated by the waist, and not like a beetle — only the legs move separately. The neck is more likely with a tendency to «swan», and not «cephalothorax», as in Sobakevich. And the legs are long, and the nails are long. Everything is proportional, harmonious and plastic.

Tantrums try to keep track of their complexion, but it is worth noting that the waist has decreased by two centimeters, and she immediately stops the diet. (“Look, the waist has shrunk,” she draws in her stomach and reaches for the cake, which she has been refusing for three whole days.)

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