Author — Cat Behemoth. This is his attempt to create a dictionary that translates the favorite female expressions pronounced at the beginning of an acquaintance into a normal, meaningful language. It seems that in such an author’s translation, the truth (sometimes sad, sometimes cheerful) is mixed with some resentment towards women, and not all the statements of the author of the article should be taken as a guide to action. — Approx. ed.
“I am a sentimental girl” — that is, she has an unbalanced character, most likely she grew up in an incomplete family.
«I’m a romantic girl» — almost certainly she is bored with her peers.
«I’m bored with peers» — dreams of a mature personality (that is, a man 10 — 15 years older).
“I don’t know what I’m looking for” is the same.
“I dream of a mature personality” — that is, either wants to be well understood, or — to be well provided. And, if possible, both.
«I want to be understood» — that is, I want to be obeyed.
“I want to be obeyed in everything” — most likely she is not only despotic, but also notorious. Hypercompensation, sort of. In addition, he will almost certainly want to take over the entire family budget.
“I don’t like it when they analyze me, or they want to remake me” — that is, she not only has internal problems, but also a lack of compliance.
“I want to be remade” — that is, I want to be simply loved.
“I dream of true love” — really wants to get married.
“I want to get married for a long time” — all my friends have already started families. So my mother says that it is high time … But she herself does not really want to. Otherwise, it would have left long ago. For a woman, this is much easier than other, not very far-sighted people believe.
“I don’t want to get married” — that is, he wants so much that he is even afraid of it.
“I’m afraid to have children. What if some freak is born? — Passionate about children. But he tries to hide it from you.
“I love cats, especially little kittens. I love puppies too” — the same thing. She will surely be a good mother. But they will love you less than their children. Because you don’t look much like a little kitten.
“I don’t really like children” — has a complex character. But, perhaps, she is simply lying so that she is not suspected of matrimonial intentions. In this case, after a while ask: what kind of animals does she like — cats or dogs. If she answers «cats», then ask if she likes puppies. If she answers «dogs» — about kittens. Well, if it starts to lock up completely, then about the rabbits. In general, give an example of a small animal that does not bite. She will definitely give herself away.
“I don’t like children. They are stupid, smelly, and yell all the time ”- she is selfish and organically incapable of understanding. If you marry her, then all these symptoms will worsen over time. Don’t get married!
“I loved him so much” — most likely, “he was so suitable for me to live together.” The exception is only very young inexperienced girls, they can really just fall in love.
“I didn’t love him at all,” she reassures herself. Most likely, she loved (in the sense — “he suited me so …”)
«Were you married?» So you are not married by any chance?
«Are your friends married?» — the most dangerous and most difficult question. Tries to understand your value system, and, at the same time, intends to «wind up». He is great at relationships. But another option is also possible: she has already decided to herself that you are not suitable for her, but nevertheless she will “stir up” something like that with you only in order to “go out” to your friends.
“All men are goats” — most likely, she is a single mother. Or just «divorced». In addition, she has big problems with her usual upbringing — a normal girl will not say such things, even as a joke. In our case, this is not, it is already inadequate …
“I came across only goats (fools)” — the same thing, plus an inflated self-esteem.
“My relationships with men somehow didn’t work out” — he has some serious problems — with character, appearance, children, an over-despotic mother, drunk dad, etc. It is possible that it is unnecessarily demanding (not necessarily in a material sense).
“I have maintained good, friendly relations with all my men” — either an angel, or does not know how to truly fall in love.
“I just called”, “I just wanted to meet a guy who was interesting to talk to”, “I was bored, so I called”, “I just wondered who made such an unusual ad” — dreams of true love. Most likely, a sensitive, sympathetic person with a good, unconfused soul — that is, not overshadowed by negative experiences. Romantic in a good way. Not particularly picky, but understands men enough. In my opinion, the best «option». Hearing something like that, you should slow down in your search and take a closer look at it.
“I became curious about what is behind your ad”, “I still don’t understand why I … (called the ad, spoke first, I am writing this letter, and so on)” — seeks to “save face” despite the fact that she applied first. Decoding — «I am very lonely, I have not had anyone for a long time.» By the way, it is likely that there are no special unpleasant «troubles».
“How nice it is to meet a man with whom there is something to talk about” — she is sure that you liked it, and on top of everything she is still trying to flatter. This also includes all such phrases, where instead of “there is something to talk about”, something else is inserted — he is passionate about bikes, spiritually developed, loves classical arts, does not like classical arts, wears a beard, does not wear a beard, and so on. Perhaps not only cunning, but also power-hungry — that is, she is looking for someone who will always agree with her. Manage men and knows how, and loves.
“I love smart men” is the same.
“I don’t like too smart men” — has low self-esteem, and is afraid that they will guess about her complexes and all sorts of troubles there.
“I wanted to know what you think about it,” he tries to flatter. Well, at the same time, twist. Like, you’re so smart and I’m the only one who understands that.
“I’m not very interested in what you think about this” — she is not only selfish, but also does not know how to build relationships. After hearing this phrase at least once, end the relationship.
“This is your personal point of view” — a stubborn fanatic. Surely considers himself the smartest, has a strong, decisive and adamant character. Not only does he not know how to build relationships, but he also does not want to. It is suitable for relationships only if it is good to “break off” from the very beginning, otherwise it is guaranteed to “break off” you.
“This is my personal point of view” — that is, the point of view of either the previous “boyfriend” or her girlfriends. Or maybe parents.
“I loved your ad so much” is just trying to flatter. Rarely is this phrase spoken sincerely.
«I really liked your voice» — the same thing. A normal girl who really liked him wouldn’t say that. She will simply answer yes to the offer to meet.
«Can we meet somewhere?» — afraid to miss a «valuable shot». Has low self-esteem. A normal girl is waiting for you to offer it to her. And by the way, she’s right.
“Have you dated anyone since the ad was posted?” — the same. Plus, wants to understand what you are looking for in women.
“Men don’t understand me,” she considers herself extraordinary. Self-esteem is inflated to the limit.
“Men don’t understand this” is the same, and almost certainly uncompromising and power-hungry.
“Men don’t understand anything” is either a whole fan of problems and complexes, or simply mercantile.
“I am an extraordinary woman” — she is a narcissistic egoist. Almost incapable of understanding others. The most ordinary fool with high self-esteem.
“I am the most ordinary woman” — dreams of love. By the way, she may well turn out to be extraordinary — if only because she does not consider herself as such. Nowadays, being modest means being super. Modest girls are instantly snapped up by mature smart men, they are immediately led down the aisle, and with the thought that they have met a real angel, they immediately relax. But in vain.
“Mom says that I am a girl with character” — almost always means that her character is tough and uncompromising, perhaps even scandalous. In rare cases, girls mean by «character» the level of claims, that is, excessive intelligibility and exactingness towards a man.
“I warn you right away: I have a terrible character” — the most interesting thing is that here she does not lie, and her temper is really terrible.
“I myself don’t know what my character is” — most likely, very good, quite suitable for long-term relationships and even living together.
«I like decent men» — in other words, more or less wealthy.
«I love energetic, athletic men» — that is, loves sex. And her whole life is an unsystematic mating.
«I love sex» — considers his figure drop dead. Slightly slutty. Slightly mercantile. Slightly stupid.
“A man should be able to relax” — that is, have the means to organize a “good vacation”, first of all for her.
“A man should not relax” — has an overestimated self-esteem, is mercantile.
“A man must have a goal in life” — the same thing, but everything is mercantile and conceited.
“A man must be a man” is the same thing, but everything else is boring. She feels like a princess worthy of at least a prince.
“A man should do something useful for society” — that is, provide one of his, society, representatives with everything necessary for the women’s “vanity fair”. Many low-income men who did something really useful for society — representatives of creative professions, scientists, and so on — disappeared from loneliness. Women preferred not to mess with them. So she is cunning: by «society» she means herself, and by «benefit» — just a good income. Girls who can appreciate the personality itself are quite rare. But they are.
«A woman has the right to …» — a complex, uncompromising character.
“I don’t like to waste time in vain” — pragmatic, difficult character, and, most likely, unfeminine.
“I would like to be proud of a man as a person” — that is, “my friends and acquaintances should envy me what a valuable trophy I grabbed.” It will almost certainly be mercantile.
“I’m not mercantile” is most likely boring, although not necessarily. Perhaps has a problematic character (or appearance).
“I don’t consider myself mercantile” — she is mercantile, but at the same time she has a complex and unstable character.
«What do you do?» — that is, how much do you earn? Extremely mercantile. This also includes questions: “What kind of car, apartment do you have; what resort, restaurant, boutique you are visiting”, etc.
«How much do you earn?» — to everything else and prohibitively cynical.
“I dream of a Real Man” is mercantile and conceited. Besides, strongly depends on opinion of girlfriends.
“I dream of a strong personality” is the same thing. Plus, it’s sexy too. In marriage, almost certainly will change.
“I dream of an interesting person” — she herself does not know what she wants. Has a complex, confused character; it is possible that she has an overestimated (underestimated) self-esteem.
“I dream of a person who would accept me for who I am” — most likely, she has an unbearable character, full of all sorts of difficulties and troubles. What do you think, why else can such a phrase be pronounced? Well, of course, to warn the gentleman, and at the same time, to add self-confidence. Like, even though they are difficulties — but all mine, I’m not going to fight them …
“Money is not the main thing for me, the main thing is the soul.” Hypocrite. If money was not the main thing, she would not say this at all. Or maybe she sincerely strives to rise in her own eyes.
“The most important thing is loyalty” — has low self-esteem, is afraid that she will be cheated on. Perhaps it has already been changed.
“The most important thing is kindness” — dreams of a henpecked man. Or a generous partner.
“The most important thing is the family” — the same thing, but everything is extremely boring.
“The most important thing is spiritual development” — that is, she was not only initially notorious, but also got lost in vulgar esotericism. By the way, she is boring in this case too. Most often in a relationship is simply unbearable.
“I am engaged in spiritual self-improvement” is the same.
Here too: if she declares that she is “spiritually developed”, then her development has not moved further than esotericism. Or if he writes in the questionnaire: “with the priority of spiritual values” — the same thing. And why are they all obsessed with this esotericism? It would be better to study Russian literature …
“I recognize only classical Russian literature, I despise women’s novels in general” — she is almost certainly ugly.
“I’m fond of philosophy” is the same thing, plus it’s also unfeminine.
“I love sports more than anything in the world, I spend all my weekends on it (or “chat” on the Internet all the time) — the same thing.
“I don’t consider myself very beautiful,” she flirts. She is very personal.
«I’m very beautiful» — and almost certainly stupid. And, by the way, immoral (Stendhal). Why did she even call?
“The appearance of a man is not important to me, the main thing is personality” — that is, appearance is important, but she is ashamed to admit it to herself.
“The personality of a man is not important to me, the main thing is appearance” — that is, the main thing is sexuality. By the way, she is also vain about everything. It will almost certainly be a careerist.
«I want to make the other person happy» — that is, to make him happy with my cute needs, with my presence, with my mommy and even with a dog. . .
«I am successful» — has an inflated self-esteem, and everything is lascivious, like a cat.
«Partners should be equal in everything» — the same thing, plus everything is almost certainly a feminist.
“I can appreciate the independence of another person” is simply lascivious. This also includes playful statements that she is a sinner. But if she declares this with the most serious look, then this means that she is obsessed with Orthodoxy. In general, the essence of all this enumeration is that a woman can quite sincerely think so. And this is not bad. But the fact that she says something similar out loud, and even at the first communication with a stranger, is already an important symptom. In ancient Rome, there was a very literate saying: “there are things that you are not ashamed to do, but which you are ashamed to talk about.”
“I am a modern, liberated woman” is the same. However, in this case, it will almost certainly turn out to be vulgar and stupid. Women’s values are not «modern». A smart woman is not «liberated», because she knows that this is not feminine. In addition, as has already been noted by many, pathologically lonely persons also call themselves “modern women”: they say that they have gone so far ahead that contemporaries are simply unable to appreciate them.
“Serious relationships are not for me” — she has a bad temper, vaguely feels this and saves herself from unnecessary disappointments by leaving her partners first.
“I believe that a lot depends on the man” — “men are to blame for everything.”
“I believe that a lot depends on the woman” — “men are to blame for everything”
“Men are to blame for everything” — she is cynical and has a heavy, uncompromising disposition. However, if she says this with a cheerful and sly smile, this woman is a miracle!
«All men are pigs.» Seriously, the girl is mercantile and cynical. If the intonation is satisfied, then she likes you, and she invites you immediately to bed.
“All people are different” — perhaps has low self-esteem (which is by no means always a bad thing). The exact translation is «I’m good.»
«I’m lonely because I have very high standards.» This can mean anything. The definition here is as follows: if she says it in jest, even with a little chuckle, then this is a completely normal girl with good self-irony. Most likely, it will be very easy with her. If this phrase is pronounced with a very serious look, then this is not your option.
«I have a lot of different interests.» Reality — 3-4, no more, and all of them are eerily trivial in their generally accepted. Usually it is shopping, chatting with friends, going to bars and watching movies with friends. Sometimes he also goes to the pool or the gym and goes on vacation to Turkey. All…
«I don’t have any special interests.» I advise you to pay attention — this is an interesting girl with a good, developed soul. And if she adds: “So, I like to walk in the park. . . I occasionally meet with my friends. . . I read sometimes. . . In the evening I watch TV” – then she is generally super. In my opinion — an ideal candidate for a future wife. Sometimes, of course, it will be boring with her, but it will pass with time.