How to get back a departed husband

A couple of days ago, on a women’s forum, I saw an entertaining question that a woman asked a psychologist, namely: “What should I do, my husband loves oral sex, but I don’t know how to do it and don’t want to? He threatened me that he would leave for another woman. Help!» I didn’t read the answers and advice, but I remembered a real case on this topic. Now I will tell you…

This happened in Soviet times, when there was no sex. Few have heard of oral sex in general. Even the closest girlfriends did not talk about this topic. It was considered something very indecent and at the same time intriguing. My friend, and we were young mothers then, one late evening came to me all in tears and began to talk about her problem.

It turned out that her husband was very fond of oral sex and when they got married he began to demand from her that she would do it to him regularly. Natasha (let’s call her that), categorically refused to do this. Then she became pregnant, gave birth to a child, and this issue was no longer discussed in the family. And today, when they were going to go to the cinema, Natasha suddenly became ill. Tickets were bought in advance, the grandmother took the child for the weekend. She, in order not to upset her husband, asked him to go to the cinema without her. He reluctantly agreed and left. When she was left alone, after thinking carefully, she decided to surprise her husband and meet him near the cinema when the movie was over. Natasha stood near the exit, looking for her husband. And suddenly she saw him next to a beautiful girl, they were holding hands and talking animatedly. Natasha was in shock, she froze in place in surprise. The husband saw her, said something to his companion and went up to Natasha.

— Well, why did you come? However, I’m even glad about it, now you know that I have a mistress who, unlike you, is a slut, not only gorgeous in bed, but also satisfies all my needs. And you are a fool and a hypocrite, and therefore I will divorce you, ”he said and returned to the girl, defiantly hugged her and kissed her. They left, and she remained standing alone, not yet understanding what had happened.

And now, choking with tears, she told me everything that had happened to her. There was only one question: what should Natasha do next and how to keep her husband in the family?

I could not give her advice as I myself was not yet experienced in these matters. But my other friend, Ira, had a very wonderful mother with whom I could discuss any problem. I called Irina and asked if I could come to her mother for advice. It was already eight o’clock in the evening, we took a taxi and went to the meeting. Svetlana Petrovna greeted us with a smile and immediately invited us to the kitchen for tea and buns. Over tea, Natasha told the whole story and asked for help. Svetlana Petrovna asked her a few questions, then smoked a cigarette and began to say: “So, dear! We take a pen and paper and write down all my instructions that you will strictly follow for a month:

• you return home as if nothing had happened;
• no showdown, no matter how he provokes you;
• to all his words or claims you say only two words: “yes, dear” or “as you say, dear”;
• not a single tear in his presence, when he is not, you can cry as much as you want, but when he is at home, only a smile should be on your face;
• starts a conversation about divorce or his mistress, again agree with everything;
• be a wonderful hostess, prepare festive and varied dishes every day;
• if he wants sex, do not refuse him, but do it the way you did before;
• by the time he comes, you should look wonderful every day, no soiled robes. Hairstyle, light makeup and a joyful smile on his face;
• I will give you the address of one woman, she is a former prostitute. She will teach you all the secrets of seducing men and of course oral sex;
• in a month, when you do everything that I told you, you take the child, without saying anything to him beforehand, you leave to rest for a month wherever you want. Leave him a note, and nothing more;
• when you get back from vacation and you have sex with him show him all the art of love that you will be taught, including oral sex.

After all the instructions were written down, the tea was drunk and the buns were eaten, Svetlana Petrovna told us in a stern voice to pack up and go home. It’s getting late and it’s time for everyone to go to bed. On the threshold, near the door, she said one more phrase: “Look, Natasha, if you don’t follow my instructions, don’t come here anymore. And if you can do it, then I’m waiting for you to visit in two months.

More than two months passed, and we met again at Svetlana Petrovna’s, only we no longer drank tea, but champagne and ate a birthday cake. Natalya was all glowing with happiness, telling how it all ended. She exactly followed all the instructions and when she returned from vacation, her husband was like a “beaten dog”, unhappy from separation from her and the child. He said that he left his mistress as he realized that he loves her and the child more than anything in the world, asks for forgiveness and will no longer require oral sex from her and generally agrees to all her conditions. Natasha rushed to hug him and said that she loved only him. When the child was put to bed and began to have sex, she showed him all her new knowledge and finally finished him off by what she did to him, what he dreamed of, so much … He screamed like crazy.

This is how this amazing story about oral sex ended, which naturally did not exist in the Soviet Union. In 1992, Natasha and her family went to live in America, for some time we corresponded with her, and then lost each other. But I think she still lives happily with her husband.