Surely your household has them too. Or are you lucky – and you have the perfect family?
Women do more around the house than men. This is a fact confirmed by scientific research, which even somehow calculated how many years of our lives we spend cleaning. And if there are children at home, then the number of cases grows exponentially. And it would be nice to save your wife and mother from unnecessary worries, elementary for yourself, but no … Often our households only add to the hassle.
1. Do not cover the toothpaste
Well, seriously, is it difficult for you to screw the cap into place? And is it difficult to squeeze the paste from the tail, and not trying to “strangle” the unfortunate tube? He then looks so sloppy and pitiful that tears well up in his eyes. It would also be nice to wipe the stained mirror behind you, but this is already out of the realm of fantasy.
2. Do not turn off the light after themselves
Money, of course, grows on trees. What? Earned some electricity? Well done. But it would be better to earn money for a trip to Italy than to burn extra light.
3. Putting a dirty dish in a clean sink
And they leave, whistling contentedly. And wash? It seems that no one has died yet after washing the dishes. Especially after Mom washed a mountain of plates and pots, sacrificing rest after work. Lord, at least throw the leftover food in the trash, not in the sink.
4. Returning for a forgotten thing
Right like this, shod. For some reason, not everyone was taught by my mother to respect other people’s work. If you would wash the floors yourself – you see, you wouldn’t be walking down the clean corridor in street shoes.
5. Don’t put your clothes away
Hang it neatly on the floor – that’s what bachelors seem to call this cute habit of throwing clothes around. And it’s also very lazy to bring socks, a shirt and a T-shirt to the basket with dirty laundry. Then, on the other hand, you can indignantly ask why there is no clean linen.
6. Make tea only for themselves
Well, seriously, you can, at least out of politeness, ask if the girl also wants tea, and not just kill herself around the clock around the house.
7. Leave empty dishes in the refrigerator
This is generally insanity, to be honest, but it also happens: the last bite is devoured, and the plate or container remains in the refrigerator. But there are no dirty dishes in the sink. Nicely.
8. Don’t make the bed
Honey, you were the last to get up. It is logical that you will tidy up the bed. Oh, you thought special bedside fairies do that? No, they all quit, now you have to do it yourself.
9. Wipe the table with a clean towel
Although here it is – a rag that lies specifically in case something spills or wakes up. Why plunge into a puddle of coffee a snow-white towel, which is designed for dishes and covering baked goods?
10. Tear the packages
There are scissors. There are dotted lines that show: cut right here. Or tear it off. Take the knife, after all. But somehow you behave like a raccoon with legs. And the packaging looks like you chewed on it.
11. Do not remove crumbs from the table
Yes, it probably needs to be done by some special kitchen fairy. And at the same time put the bread back in place, wash the plate and the knife. Are there too many fairies?
12. Do not ask what to buy on the way from work
And do not buy, respectively. What if you run around and forget about bread / milk / toilet paper / whatever? Everyone has a common refrigerator. So why should someone else take care of purchasing the groceries? By the way, it’s also very cool when the household does not know where what is lying – an iron, for example, or a saucepan. Some people can’t find soup in the refrigerator, but that’s another story.
13. Occupy the bathroom for 40 minutes in the morning
Of course, only you need to have time to wash, brush your teeth, sing in front of the mirror the last hit of Loboda, dry your hair. And all the rest … Let them get up early!
14. Don’t clean the comb
What could be more disgusting than hair spread around a comb? Perhaps only food leftovers in the sink. But that’s another point.
15. Climb in slippers on the sofa or bed
They also go to take out the garbage, to the stairwell – to chat with a neighbor, to the toilet, but perhaps they don’t go to work! And then all this happiness is dragged onto the sofa, onto the bedspread and into the bed.