Grigory Oster: bad advice

Today Grigory Oster, the creator of the parrot counting system and the experience of practical searches for the middle of sausages, as well as the inventor of the bad advice genre, is celebrating an anniversary. Grigory Oster turned 27 on November 70. The writer did not come up with his advice for children and adults out of the blue. Grigory Bentsionovich is a father of many children and a multiple grandfather.

“There is no difference between children and adults, except perhaps the size. No matter how old you are, you can be anyone! The main thing is not to lose a sense of humor, ”the writer is convinced.

In honor of the Woman’s Day anniversary, together with the publishing house AST, I have collected for you 10 of the most striking quotes by Grigory Oster about upbringing and family life.

1. Don’t ask the impossible from your child. First, try to finish this porridge yourself.

2. When answering questions from your children, do not forget that anything you say can be used against you.

3. Before bedtime, do not read fairy tales to your child, but notation. So he will fall asleep much faster.

4. Many are stopped by the fact that they cannot budge in any way.

5. If you can’t get your child off the computer, send him an e-mail.

6. In addition to brevity, a talent may have a bunch of other relatives.

7. If your child was born a girl, comfort her. Tell her that this is not the worst thing yet. It could be worse – she could be a boy.

8. The butt is a part of the body that is surrounded by adventure from all sides.

9. Good habits are much more difficult to fight than bad ones.

10. Do not rush to get rid of your fermented husband. At the end of the fermentation process, you will receive a fat-free fermented milk product that resignedly takes the shape of the vessel in which you place it.

Bonus: top-8 of the brightest books by Grigory Oster

1. “Bad advice”

There are children who do the opposite. Whatever you say to them, they will turn it inside out. Just because it’s fun. Especially for them – a book of harmful advice, which must be followed exactly the opposite. Then everything will turn out right.

2. “Children and these. Cutlets from greed “

A difficult age happened to the mother of one girl. I did it: no, I don’t want to, I won’t. What to do so that mom gets dressed and goes to work? And one physics teacher all the time gave her students two marks. And do you know how it ended? In general, a book that invites parents and children to take a close look at themselves from the outside.

3. “Terrible problem books”

Tasks in textbooks are given specifically so that children learn to count quickly. Everything can be counted: apples, candies and other edible and inedible items. And you can consider little girls who were eaten or did not have time to eat cannibals, solve problems about bruises and kisses, ghosts and wild lost babies. And this, you see, is much more interesting than sour apples and red tomatoes.

4. “A tale with details”

Children love long stories with many lines. Characters from different stories get to know each other, form new plots, and the result is a big book. This is exactly what the “Tale with details” is. You can read it from the age of 5 to a ripe old age.

5. “Robinson and the 13 Greed”

Children are divided into boys and girls. And boys and girls are divided into those who share with each other, and those who do not share anything with anyone. Because if you share with everyone, little will remain for yourself. A very healing and extremely useful book about as many as thirteen greed.

6. “School of Horror”

No one likes notation, but no student can resist reading horror stories with subtle educational effect. You can’t even imagine what eerie, otherworldly, chilling stories happen at school. For example, one sixth grader summoned the Demon of Study, and he took his soul in exchange for fives. And one girl caught a terrible hand with hairy fingers so that she could do her homework for her, and then it started …

7. “Petka-microbe”

Do you want to know how yogurt and kefir are obtained from milk, to understand how they differ from each other? And listen about an elementary particle and its friends, electrons and protons, and the story of how they were lost in the reactor? Did you know that the Anginka microbe is only dangerous in the third glass of ice cream? So, baby Petka – a small, but very intelligent microbe – will tell you about all this and not only.

8. “Harmless calendar for the whole family for 2018”

“Harmless calendar” with bad advice from Grigory Oster and drawings by uncle Kolya Vorontsov. Here you can find tips for all occasions, and there is also a special grid where you can write your plans for each day for their implementation. Go for it!