As you know, after the phrase “now there will be three of us,” the life of a couple changes once and for all. Even if this third is not a child, but a pet. Social media users talk about how it happens.
1. “Every time my husband hugs me and the dogs get jealous, I have to explain to them that they are my true love, and nothing connects me with this man.” Sasha, 27 years old.
2. “Husband takes a shower. Me: “Honey, come here! Quicker!” The husband jumps out with a soapy head: “What? What’s happened?! What’s happened?!” Me: “Just look at the cat. Well, isn’t he adorable?” Maria, 32 years old.
3. “In the 3 weeks since we got a puppy, my husband apologized to him more times than he apologized to me in 6 years of marriage.” Anna, 39 years old.
4. “When the wife rolls over in her sleep: “Hey, be careful, I’m actually trying to sleep here!” When the cat sits on my face: “Who is this who came here?” Philip, 30 years old.
5. “Want to know who is my wife’s priority? Well, let’s put it this way: for me she has one nickname, for our cat – 74. Alexander, 45 years old.
6. “I sneeze – the husband is silent. Five minutes later, our pug, the husband from the next room, sneezes: “Bless you!” Christina, 25 years old.
7. “My husband went on a business trip for a week, went into the apartment and first of all picked up the cat in his arms. Briefly about what it means to be married for 20 years. Lisa, 42 years old.
8. “I like to think that the cat goes to the bathroom with me so that we can safely gossip there about my husband.” Sima, 29 years old.
9. “My wife asks me to scratch her back: I scratch for 5 minutes until I get bored. Then I comb the cat for another 20 minutes until he gets bored. Pavel, 34 years old.
10. “A romantic evening in our family: on the couch in front of the TV, hugging (husband with a dog, me with a pillow).” Mila, 31 years old.
11. “At a zoom session with a psychologist. Me: “He stopped paying attention to me at all! Occupied exclusively by the dog. Therapist: “Is that true?” Husband, stroking the dog: “What is true?” Karina, 40 years old.
12. “When a husband snores: “This is unbearable! You don’t let me sleep! Get on the sofa! When our bulldog snores: “Oh, how cute you are.” Alice, 33 years old.
13. “Pictures in my camera: 2% – wife, 5% – my wife and I, 93% – our dog Korzhik.” Edward, 28 years old.
14. “My husband sometimes calls me “baby.” And that’s the name of our dog. And when the husband says “come here, baby,” the dog and I exchange glances.” Sonya, 26 years old.
15. “Me: “Bye-bye, my good! I love you so much!” Husband from next room: “Bye! I then … “I:” Oh, yes, I’m not for you, “and I continue to enthusiastically squeeze the dog.” Lara, 38 years old.
16. “I assumed that if we got a puppy, it would bring us closer to my husband, but I was completely unprepared for this level of intimacy and love between him and the puppy.” Camilla, 36 years old.
17. “Me:” You’re early today. Husband, squeezing our cocker: “Because I missed someone.” Eva, 27 years old.
18. “Husband: “I ordered heart-shaped dog biscuits for Valentine’s Day. Well, isn’t it lovely? Me, with a mouthful of biscuits: “Dogs?!..” Emma, 30 years old.
19. “Convinced my wife that a camera should be installed at home for security purposes, and now at work I watch with enthusiasm what our dog is doing while we are not at home.” Mark, 37 years old.
20. “Our video calls with my wife invariably begin with the phrase: “Hi, where is Barsik?” Marat, 29 years old.
21. “Husband: “We need to start spending less on all sorts of nonsense.” Me, adjusting pillows on a new dog bed: “What are you talking about?” Katya, 34 years old.