“It was raining outside the window and a company of soldiers.” This phrase from a student’s essay has long become a kind of classic. And our children regularly replenish the collection of funny sayings with more and more unimaginable phrases.
Teachers do not lack a sense of humor, especially since students often give a reason to laugh. By October 5, World Teachers Day, Antenna made a selection of funny blunders from school notebooks. Our humor consultant is a teacher, winner of the Runet Prize “Positive Content” in the nomination “Teacher’s Personal Site” Irina Tikhonova.
Raskolnikov rented an apartment. The hostess reminded me of the rent every day. It will drive anyone crazy.
In the foreground of this picture are two girls turned upside down.
Othello became furious and strangled Desdemona.
The good dog Sharikov was implanted into the body of a drunkard.
There was a monastery in the mountains. Mtsyrs lived in it. One mtsyr ran away …
The Earth’s axis is only an imaginary line, but the Earth still manages to somehow rotate on it.
I agree with the author, and whoever disagrees here, perhaps the so-called social parasite.
There are so many homeless animals that sometimes you think about your life.
In the absence of Onegin, Tatyana often went to his office, where she gradually turned from a girl into a woman.
The author asks me if I want to be a worm. A worm’s life is terrible, because they only know how to poke around in the ground.
The teacher cultivates the soil for the germination of future knowledge.
Matryona sends everyone on the path of truth.
Life must be lived so that there are few white spots.
You remember the time when you sit at a desk with an outstretched hand. You feel the warmth emanating from the mouth of the teacher. What a pity that soon in my life there will be no such teachers who gave me knowledge in my head.
Suddenly, I have a pain in the place that harbors a feeling of love for my mother, respect and memory of her.
Tatyana, like unnecessary trash, is taken to the brides fair. There she found out her true value.
Onegin is a kind fellow who came to his sick uncle in the hope of finding him dead.
The fate of Onegin is sharply different from the fate of a person, although it is very similar.
Tatiana, missing her lover, sneaks into his bedroom. The heroine is disappointed.
Plyushkin walks in ragged clothes, eats nothing but water, and offers Chichikov vodka with flies. But, you see, it is unpleasant to drink with insects.
And what do we hear during Mtsyri’s confession? That he had never eaten in all the time.
The protagonist of the novel is distinguished by a pleasant appearance, but an unpleasant insides.
Lermontov’s work has not lost its sense of smell and radiance.
We are proud that the Decembrists were hanged on our land, Pushkin was killed, Lermontov’s soul suffered and Gogol’s troika rushed.
All novels, stories, plays and dramas teach us to live beautifully.
Raskolnikov kicked the old woman, and then he was afraid that the police would come for him.
The screams and groans of the dead were heard on the battlefield.
Natasha Rostova wanted to say something, but the opened door closed her mouth.
When the fog cleared, the prince saw the Tatar-Mongol yoke.
“I’ll take a look at Paris with just one eye…” Kutuzov dreamed.
The heads, dizzy with success, fell into place.
Gogol’s nose is filled with the deepest content.
He walked back with a loose, kind of sobbing gait … The back thought stood, like a cane, in his soul, which had spread through him.
Pierre Bezukhov’s first successes in love were bad – he immediately got married.
The poets of the XNUMXth century were easily injured people: they were often killed in duels.
In the old days, monkeys walked naked, and when the glacier came, they covered with hair, and this helped them to become people …
Shvabrin raised the candle and saw the terrible muzzles of bedbugs on the walls of the room.
Oblomov loved to lie on the couch completely alone. This is why he is incomprehensible to us, young modern readers …
During the war of 1812, Tolstoy paints Natasha as completely ugly, with a large mouth.
People like Natasha Rostova are needed in our life. They are needed everywhere: on land, and at sea, and in the desert.
Tolstoy depicts the return of Bolkonsky on a mighty old oak tree.
Molchalin is the most colorful representative of the other world.
Who knows what kind of wife Sophia would be if she fell for Molchalin’s bait.
Chatsky hits the wall, striding forward with stinging attacks and harsh monologues.
The Musketeers were difficult to deceive, because they were thinking for three.
Anya, sitting on a chair, slept and ate a roll in passing.
The younger brother married a frog and was very pleased, and the older brothers got real toads as wives.
The old woman Izergil, who has seen a lot in her life, is divided into three independent parts.
Also, the author rests on the place that has a high feeling.
The head fell into its rightful place and began to work in one direction – study.
Phrases of teachers that are remembered by more than one generation
Have you forgotten your head at home?
So far I put only a two in pencil …
A grade, too, for two?
Who will go to the board? The forest of hands …
If no one wants to answer, I open the magazine and go through the list.
If you know everything, take my place and teach a lesson! And I’ll sit and giggle.
Come out and come in normally.
Who is on duty? Why is the board dirty?
Sick again? Inflammation of the trick?
The diary is on my desk. Tomorrow you will come to school with your parents.
Do you need a special invitation?
I am the last letter in the alphabet.
You should have all the giggles and hakhanki.
The door is open, I can hear everything!
I repeat once more for the gifted.
We pass the leaves to the first desk.
If you don’t know math, how do you calculate the change in the store?
You will finish school with a certificate!
Not a class, but an oak grove.
Tell everyone, we want to laugh too.
Do you also gum on the table at home?
Don’t come tomorrow without your parents.
I see everything!
I will not figure out who cheated from whom!
They closed their mouths, opened their notebooks.
Tomorrow the point will turn into two.
You look in the book, you see a fig!