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Dads in all their states
The birth of a baby has the gift of upsetting more than one dad! Proof in support, with this anthology of funny and crisp anecdotes, told by mothers on the Infobebes.com forum …
“My husband is so in all his states during the birth of our children, that each time the midwife asked me to do something, he was the one who did it, such as ‘pushing’, for example. poor man turns purple, or when someone asked him to give me the oxygen mask, he put it on… ”
nabel1977
“My childbirth was super long (32h), perished super strong, I no longer felt the contractions. My husband squatted the monitoring to warn me when there was one that arrived! Until then all is well, but when pushing, the midwife asks who is left (my husband or my mother), and there, my husband proposes himself, normal! Well, hold on tight, instead of helping me push by standing next to me he sat on the medical bin two meters behind me because he was afraid of seeing blood or smelling odors weird! The worst part is that when the gynecologist took out the spatulas, it turned green! He still asked me if I was not too scared, a shame !!! I also warned him that if we had a second, my mother would stay for the expulsion !!! No but !!! ”
cecilou13
“For my second, it was more my husband who made me laugh after giving birth. It had gone very well, without pain, without screaming, quickly! We were in the delivery room with the baby (born 1 hour ago in the cradle). She was on one side and my husband was in a chair on the other side. All of a sudden she gives a little cry, and my husband jumps up and says, “What is this?” “I answer him:” Well, our daughter! Did you forget that I just gave birth? ” And there, great burst of laughter from both of us: it was a little west the daddy… lack of sleep! ”
helo1559
“For my first daughter, I started to push, the midwife announces to my man:” That’s it, we can see the top of the head, come and see! »Already quite shaken, he does not prefer … then a minute later regrets, and finally asks to see. Result: in front of a top of the head covered with a few stuck together hairs, he said to the midwife: “Oh yes, it’s good, I recognize her! »Burst of laughter from the midwife! Although disturbed, the dads anyway… ”
cathymary
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“I thought he was trying to drown me”
“My first two deliveries were quite special, so…
BB1: Dad and I were super stressed, since it was the first! We arrived at the maternity ward around 00:40 am, and there everything accelerated. No time for the epidural, baby is coming, let’s go to the delivery room! Dad has his eyes riveted on this damn monitoring and as soon as he sees a contraction coming, he says to me: “Be careful, here is one”. I thought I was going to strangle him! Then, between two pushes, the midwife asks him to moisten my face, but he, so stressed, I thought he was trying to drown me, he did not let go of the sprayer, the midwife was dead laughing ! Jules arrived at 1:40 am, so it was pretty quick. The midwife congratulates us and asks me if all is well. Before I had time to say anything, my husband said to her, “Give me a pill, it’s not okay at all. “
BB2: I wake up my husband in the middle of the night and tell him that his daughter is coming! Panic, we leave by car and instead of taking the highway, Monsieur decides to go through the forest (hello winding roads!). Anyway, when I arrive at the hospital, I send her for help because my daughter’s head has already come out! He runs off and comes back a little later, not forgetting to break his face (I’m not laughing at you!). All panicked, he said to me: “I made the wrong entry, it’s on the other side!” »Arrived in front of the« good »entrance, a nurse on duty brings us a stretcher, I sit down with my husband’s help, I take off those damn pants and there, without pushing, my daughter arrived in front of the emergency room! I’m not telling you the nurse’s face, plus she says to me: “Madam, don’t push any more! Meanwhile, the midwives who had heard from my husband were looking for us in the other parking lot! ”
Vaness67