Do you often leave your husbands to sit with children? Are you sure they don’t need supervision themselves? In some cases, it is! The most daring fathers shared several stories from their lives on reddit.com for which they are still ashamed in front of their wives.
“I sat at home with my two-year-old daughter while her mother was at work,” one of the men writes. – I drank beer and went to the toilet for a second, leaving a mug on the dresser. My daughter by that time already knew perfectly well that it was impossible to take other people’s things. But I guessed that this circle was a very great temptation for her.
Father was not mistaken. As soon as he disappeared out of sight, the sly girl put a chair to the chest of drawers, climbed onto it and grabbed a mug.
“I came back just as she took a good sip. She didn’t like the taste, and she spat out the beer right there. Since then he calls beer byaka. But I didn’t tell my mother about this case! Now I pray to God that my wife does not read this story, – the man jokes.
But other visitors to the forum were less fortunate – their own children handed them over with all their giblets.
– One night I was afraid of how I wanted ice cream, – recalls another dad. – My 4-year-old daughter was asleep, but suddenly got out of her crib and caught me at the refrigerator. I offered her a piece, but since she was supposed to lie in bed, I warned her: not a word to my mother. She promised that she would not sneak.
But the daughter, like a real woman, whose name is cunning, immediately went to her mother. “Daddy gave me ice cream, and now sugar bugs will start in my mouth! Brush my teeth again! “
Fortunately, Mom was fine with a sense of humor, and the next day she made fun of her husband.
– She handed me over for brushing my teeth! She hates to clean them! – the offended dad was indignant.
But that’s nothing. Another man was set up by a one and a half year old son who can’t even talk! Left alone with the child, the father forgot to remove the ashtray from the bedside table. And he went to take a shower.
There was a sudden silence in the apartment. Any parent knows this is a sure sign of disaster. Dad ran out of the bathroom and found that the kid had reached the ashtray, knocked it over on himself and was now enthusiastically smearing the ashes on himself.
– Ash was everywhere – on the hands, on clothes, even in the mouth! I washed him, changed his clothes, even joked not to tell my mother anything, although he knows only four words. But when the wife returned, the son immediately went up to her, put the pen in his diaper, pulled out a handful of ashes and poured it on the floor!
Prudent mothers protect their child from profanity. And if the child still gives out something indecent, then at first they fall into a stupor, and then they begin to look for the “source of evil.” But many dads think that dirty language from children’s lips is funny.
– My 9-year-old daughter and I watched the film “The Gods of Egypt”, although my wife was against it. And suddenly my daughter asked: “Dad, can I say bad words while this film is on? I will not tell my mother anything, ”says the father.
Dad was surprised, but agreed. I thought that things would not go further than some relatively harmless “fool” or “rubbish”. But the girl surprised him so much. The crazed dad has not heard such a choice mat for a long time.
“After speaking, she paused and looked at me,” the man recalls. Now with a laugh. – And looking at my drooping jaw was surprised – they say, you allowed!
Laughter laughter, and some stories make you shudder. Here, for example, is the story of a two-year-old boy’s dad.
– I left my son alone on the balcony. He has a bunch of toys in there. There was nothing to worry about – he would not have squeezed through the bars of the lattice, he could not fall out in any way, – says the daddy. – I went to wash the dishes myself, but at some point something pushed me – I decided to check if everything was in order.
And it turned out that it was not in order. The kid somehow climbed over the railing and stood on a narrow ledge. How the father did not turn gray at this moment remains a mystery.
Fortunately, the man managed to pull himself together and did not scream, because the boy could be frightened and fall. And then he saw dad and calmly climbed over the railing back to the balcony. This is the number!
– I never left him alone on the balcony.
Woe-dad made conclusions from the situation. Which cannot but rejoice.