Even the closest person can sometimes get angry and get on our nerves. How do couples deal with accumulated irritation? Do they always manage to solve this issue as adults, mature individuals? Twitter users share their experiences.
“My husband pissed me off so much that while he was out of the kitchen, I poured water next to the dishwasher. I have been watching him for two hours trying to fix it.” Maria, 32 years old
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“Revenge is a dish best served cold. If my wife makes me angry, I go into the refrigerator, open a new carton of milk and put it next to the one we opened the day before. Max, 33
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“If you want to piss off your boyfriend, ask me how. I plug the USB from my mouse into his laptop and move it discreetly while he plays video games.” Liza, 24 years old
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“I’m thinking of recording an audio of myself chewing cornflakes and clattering my teeth on a spoon to send to my wife when we are in contra.” Alexander, 42 years old
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“When I get angry at a young man, I ask him to find my smartphone, which, meanwhile, is in my pocket with the sound turned off.” Christina, 26 years old
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“After a quarrel with a girl, I went from her computer to the site of a singer she can’t stand. Let’s see what kind of contextual advertising she will now receive! Sasha, 27 years old
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“The young man came home late yesterday. But I’m an independent adult, so I didn’t make a fuss, but ate all the ice cream that we had in store for the weekend and the new season of my favorite series. Margot, 31
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Me: Are you mad? Wife: “Where did you get it?” Me: “Yes, the tone is understandable. And the way you bang your cymbals.” Wife: “If you don’t like it, you can wash them yourself!” Me: “That’s what I’m talking about…” Alex, 30
“When a girl and I fight, I put on a T-shirt and sweatpants that piss her off. Cunning is my middle name.” Peter, 22 years old
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“The guy has been annoying lately, so I told him that I couldn’t wait for tomorrow’s anniversary and the surprise he probably had for me. We don’t have any anniversary tomorrow. You should have seen how his face has changed … “Anna, 29 years old
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“Fighted with my husband, but my revenge is simple: Hawaiian pizza.” Sasha, 40 years old
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“My wife constantly complains to me. So today, unloading the dishwasher, I hid the spatula in it, which she uses most often. Edward, 37 years old
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“The girl finished the rest of the pie, leaving me nothing. I went down to the garage, got into her car and adjusted the seat and mirrors to suit me.” Artur, 30 years old
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“Every time my husband and I fight, I cook something lean for dinner and, of course, a salad with arugula.” Katya, 34 years old
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“I had a fight with my husband, and he seemed to be counting on a quiet evening in front of the TV in the living room. It wasn’t there! I downloaded a special application and change channels from the bedroom, and when he looks at me, I pretend to be asleep. Sabina, 28 years old
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“I never show I’m mad at a girl, I just go to Amazon and cancel all of her deliveries.” Egor, 27 years old