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Funny children’s phrases: the best
While cycling this afternoon, Orane asks his mom:
“Mom, you thought about taking my sunglasses because the sun is kicking me in the eyes.” “
Orane Souchet, 3 years old
Funny mustard
It’s lunch time. Suddenly, Clémentine speaks:
“I would like to have mustade. ”
Eliott, his big brother, answers him:
“But no, we don’t say mustard, we say MOURRRRRRRRTADE!” »
Eliott Coone, 4 years old
Conversation around colors …
“Mathéo, what color are your eyes? »His mom asks him.
“Blues! », Answers the little boy.
“And mine, what color are they?” Her mother asks again.
« Roses ! »
“Oh well, are you sure? ”
“Well yes: it’s always pink for girls and blue for boys! », Explains Mathéo.
Mathéo Bruno, 3 years old
A problem with the moon …
Louise loves to watch the moon. Something is bothering her tonight: the moon is not full. She observes him attentively, then exclaims:
“Look, mom, the moon, it’s broken! “
Louise Robin, 2 years old
It is raining !
Gabin walks with his grandmother. She looks at the sky, then says to the little boy:
” The weather is rainy today ! ”
Gabin thinks for a moment, then asks:
“Older than you, Granny?” “
Gabin Duc, 4 years old
Honey and bees
Lïam is playing in his room. Suddenly, a bee comes in through the open window and approaches him. The little boy then runs away and shouts to his mother:
“Mum, mum, the bee wants to make honey from me!” “
Lïam Longé, 3 years old
A starry sky
Elisa looks at Anaë, her little sister, who is eating her star-shaped pasta soup. Anaë got it all over her face! Elisa then looks at her little sister, then says to her mom:
“Look mom, it looks like a sky! “
Elisa Rouquette, 3 years old
A gentle awakening
This evening, Clément’s mother came home late. She walks up to the sleeping boy, then gives him a big kiss. Clement then opens his eyes and says:
“Mom, you woke up my eyes! “
Clément Leveillé, 4 years old
Attention fragile!
Eloise brushes her teeth. His mom said to him:
“Come on, brush a little harder, darling!” ”
“But I can’t… or I’ll scratch them!” », Answers Eloise
Eloïse Jacques, 3 years old
Whose fault is it ?
Pablo comes home from school. His mom notices that his polo shirt is all stained with yellow:
“But what did you eat yellow today in the canteen?” ”
“Nothing… I took a black marker, but no yellow, so that’s not it… Maybe it’s a bee that gave me its color, or the sun…”
Pablo Hersant, 4 years old