Good, good to everyone who came to see me at the light =). Busy to the ears, and there are all sorts of holidays on the nose, so there is no time for writing, but I try my best not to give up blogging. Today, I decided not to go into cocktail delights and other bar deals, but simply to amuse you.
Fantasy for a bartender is a tool that feeds and waters. You need to fantasize behind the bar in everything from making a cocktail to getting out of conflict situations that are inevitable. Be that as it may, fantasy must be used, and chalk board is a great tool for that =). Signs, in fact, are a very clear example of marketing activities, so their design is very important for any establishment. Here is where you can go for a walk.
In general, I am pleased with the chalk boards – they look somehow native, even the school is remembered. And in establishments, it generally looks very cool, many people use such solutions for menu design, which is very effective. In Crimea, the leadership, if you can call it that, was not stingy and bought an electronic board on which you could draw with special markers. This board illuminated a drawing or an inscription in different colors, which looked very impressive and lured (although we constantly had a nightly striptease, so boobs were mostly on the board =).
Anyway, let’s get straight to the point:
1. Free WiFi, great beer…
2. “One coffee” – 2 euros, “One coffee, please!” — 1,8 euros
3. Our beer is as cold as your ex-girlfriend’s heart…
4. Soup of the Day: “Tears of Our Enemies” (We also have Black Bean Soup)
5. Welcome to Karma Cafe: We don’t have a menu. You will be served what you deserve!
6. Soup of the day: WHISKEY
7. Whiskey is sunlight in tandem with water.
8. DRINK HERE! Because I put LSD in one of the bottles and forgot which one.
9 Board Hypnosis: Bacon
10. Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says, “Love your enemies” (Frank Sinatra)
11. We are broadcasting LIVE the XXX Olympiad with GIRLS, volleyball and fencing
12. My boss told me to change the inscription. Well, I changed.
13. We don’t eat in your beds, so don’t sleep on our tables.
14. Slow service, dirty glasses, bad food, rude staff, expensive! (English humor)
15. Our coffee is a feeling that chalk cannot convey.
Well, what do you say? =) I was pleased. What signage have you seen? Share, I will not be offended =). In general, until we meet again on the air, wait for new articles, read old ones, subscribe to updates – you are always welcome on the Rum Diary!