You look like this on Instagram – and it seems that humanity has not invented anything more beautiful than pregnancy. Shining eyes, inspired faces. Nine months like a fairy tale. True, no, no, and a message like Anna Khilkevich’s will flash: “I weigh like a Malay bear.” But you immediately think: flirting. Or Kardashian will post a photo of swollen legs. Well, here it is clear – there was nothing to climb on heels with a belly.
Instamams decided: enough to endure this disgrace. Women need to know what they are doing. And yes, pregnancy is wonderful. But there are plenty of terrible moments in it too. And swollen legs when you don’t see your own ankles for weeks are trifles.
“I asked my husband to put the bowl of sweets so that I could not reach, so you know what he did? Put her on the floor! ” – writes one of the mothers.
“Lord, my belly is the size of Jupiter,” writes another.
“Eight limbs hug me from the inside,” says a mother who carries twins. – I do not feel my size at all. How many times I hit my stomach – do not count. It also grows so fast … “
“And the kid pounds me in the stomach so that he is covered with bruises,” says another “lucky woman”.
For some, the baby prefers the same side of the abdomen, which makes it look crooked. Someone hoped that they would look like Kim during pregnancy. And it turned out to be a whale. And everyone, without exception, is not able to get comfortable on the last terms. The belly, it seems, presses on everything at once – a deep sweet dream becomes a dream, unrealizable for the next six months or a year. And if you were stupid to put on socks, be prepared that your feet will turn into hooves.
But there are also pluses. You can put a glass on your stomach or even a plate. You can ask your husband to put shoes on you or even get a pedicure – and if he refuses, he will be the last bastard. And you can also come up with funny captions for “pregnant” photos.
We have collected the brightest photos from this mini flash mob. Scroll along the arrow!