It’s hard to be kind. Constantly angry at those who are not kind.
In principle, a woman may remain silent, but the fact is that a woman does not have such a principle.
Getting to the top is not as difficult as getting through the crowd at its base.
Well, let’s say you hit a wall with your head. What will you do in the next cell?
Poor is truly the one who is looking for a cheap life!
Be generous, forgive your subordinates for their mistakes.
In love, as in school, the most interesting thing is change.
Women’s folk fun: she came up with it herself, she was offended.
Forget about the past, let’s make something else…
A woman should be loved, happy, beautiful! And she doesn’t owe anyone anything.
It’s always like this with women: if you pester — you are impudent, if you don’t pester — you are a moron.
The first rule of a man: do not be lazy to wash text messages and socks.
Ties, laces and tongue are always untied at the most inopportune moment.
I dreamed of a herd of sheep — leaders. Each carried a bell. And behind them — not a single sheep.
Money is evil. You come to the store, there is not enough evil.
Children are interested in the question: where does everything come from; adults — where does everything go.
If you look at your wife as a friend, then who will give birth?
If you have something to lose, then you have not lost everything.
No return to the caves: there are too many of us.
If you consider a woman to be the weaker sex, try pulling her blanket over at night.
If kids love horror movies so much, why are they mad at their parents?
Life forces a person to give a lot voluntarily.
There are great words so empty that whole nations can be enclosed in them.
If there are nails on the feet, then what are the hands on the hands?
If you are constantly laughed at, it means that you bring joy to people.
If a person really wants to live, then medicine is powerless
A woman is a weak, defenseless creature, from which it is impossible to escape …
The average woman prefers to be beautiful over smart because the average man sees better than he thinks.
From a shampoo commercial: «My hair used to be dry and lifeless, but now it’s damp and frizzy.»
Are you thirsty for blood? Become a bug.
True love is like a ghost — everyone talks about it, but no one has seen it.
Who gets up early gets everyone.
It was easy for Penelope to wait when it was her turn and not her in line.
It’s easy to be a brave tiger, but try being a brave rabbit!
Any, even the most complex problem necessarily has a simple, easy to understand, wrong solution.
Love is not just for you, you have to make love!
Love is the triumph of imagination over intellect.
It is better to make love with love than to make love with difficulty.
I change the electric player to the electric win.
Women can do everything, only some are shy.
Many dream of such money, in which money is no longer needed.
Silence is the only thing of gold that women do not like.
Wash your hands before eating! Eating unwashed hands is harmful.
A real man can be seen in a woman.
A real woman must cut down a tree, destroy a house and raise a daughter.
A man’s concern for a woman is especially effective if she doesn’t do laundry or cook for him.
Do not lose heart — you will get hurt!
Ignorance of the law does not relieve responsibility. But knowledge is easy.
Nothing strengthens faith in a person like an advance payment.
A woman will hang around her neck — and it’s already easier for you.
Why is it called prayer when you talk to God, but when God is with you it is called schizophrenia?
The pedestal elevates, but does not allow to turn around.
Making a woman happy is very easy. Only expensive.
There are three ways to do something: do it yourself, hire someone else, or stop your kids from doing it.
To spend money wisely, you need only two things.