9 makeup tricks that piss off and annoy men: women’s makeup

Men told us that they are really annoyed in women’s makeup, and which beauty tricks are familiar to us, girls, inspire fear and disgust.

Andrey, 28 years old, coach:

“I am wary of girls with long false nails. They don’t scare me too much, but I’m seriously worried about my health – and not mine, but the owners of such nails. There were two cases in my life that made me think: “Girls, why do you need such nails ?!” First case. My brother’s girlfriend helped us with cosmetic repairs. She ripped off the old wallpaper with her nails, which, by the way, did no worse than a spatula (and were only slightly inferior in size). In the midst of the renovation, we were deafened by a heartbreaking girlish scream. The girl went into a rage so that she tore off the false nail … along with her family. with meat and blood … Tin! I still remember with a shudder. Do you think the girl refused a dangerous manicure ?! That’s right, no! In general, for me, long nails are asexual and seem dangerous. But if suddenly you scratch your eye inaccurately ?! Brrr … “

Alexey, 31 years old, driver:

“I’m not a makeup specialist, thank God, and I don’t understand many of the tricks and tricks. Maybe it should be so … But the girls with clown mouths wildly surprise me. Well, if nature did not reward you with plump lips, so why draw them? It turns out, like, oh, I want big lips – I’ll go draw. It’s horrible! After all, the real size of the lips is clearly visible up close, but these extra millimeters behind their line make the mouth simply unnatural. And by the way, non-sexual! “

Ilshat, 29 years old, press secretary:

“When I see a girl with perfectly contoured eyebrows, the desire wakes up to touch them and check – real or drawn. No, I’m not a maniac or a fetishist at all. There was just a case: winter, first date, beautiful girl, heavy snow. Well, you know … it turned out like in a joke. That awkward moment when not mascara flowed, but eyebrows … For untrained guys, this is a shocking sight. Moreover, it is so uncomfortable for the girl to hint that her eyebrow is smeared … Why are you drawing them, huh? “

Sergey, 34 years old, cook:

“Fu-fu-fu, as I do not like a greasy layer of foundation on a beautiful woman’s face. Such a greasy porous layer that turns a girl’s face into a clay mask. On which they also paint blush. It feels like – oops, a small click on the nose, and all the plaster fell off. Girls, how do you wear this on yourself? I am for naturalness! After all, it is much more pleasant for a man to feel soft and velvety skin than to smear numerous layers of foundation to get to it. “

Ivan, 27 years old, freelancer:

“Damn the creators of body glitter! It is thanks to you, gentlemen, that after a night spent with my beloved, I looked like a Christmas tree or, even worse, a diva from a drag show. My girlfriend decided to give her already beautiful body even more attractive and sexy and smeared with golden glitter lotion. By the way, these damn glitters are very, very, very difficult to wash off. “

Oleg, 26 years old, translator:

“My girlfriend is very fond of bright lipstick colors. Undoubtedly, she really suits her, and I like her bright lips. But I really do not like washing the marks from the edges of all cups and glasses. And even terribly enrages when lipstick is imprinted on the teeth of girls. Looks sloppy. “

Oleg, entrepreneur, 31 years old:

“I remember how I stared at the lips of my interlocutor. No, not because her lips were so seductive … It’s just that there was such a thick layer of gloss on her lips! He glistened greasy and even somehow slobberly, and I kept thinking, if I kiss her, can I wash it off later. “

Kirill, 33 years old, videographer:

“It’s terribly annoying when a girl smells like the perfume department. Just take a can of coffee to fight off the smell. For some reason, some ladies think they should leave behind a trail of perfume. For some, it seems to me, this train is even visible. Girls, do not stifle and do not stifle others! “

Dmitry, 36 years old, entrepreneur:

“In general, I am very calm about all sorts of artificial elements of female beauty. False nails, eyelashes, permanent make-up … It doesn’t matter! If only the person was good! But I also have one “quirk”. I hate the so-called – sorry for the expression! – “pooped eyes”. This is when a solid black lump of mascara or eyeliner collects in the inner corner of the eye. This is real fu! “

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