8 personality types that can be identified by the table in the kitchen

The table is pristinely empty and slightly dusty: workaholic

You have no time for sitting down at tea parties. When you come home from work, all you have to do is grab a quick meal in the living room while the TV mutters in comfort. Shower – and crawl to the pillow. It’s no wonder that the table in your kitchen is just for furniture. Well, after all, everyone has, so let it be worth it. 

There is nothing bad in this, perhaps. It’s good and right to work. But if fast food boxes, plastic spoons, forks and other disposable charms begin to appear in your house, it’s time to think: are you sacrificing too much of your life to work?

The table shines like it’s two days old, not two years old: perfectionist

An ideal tablecloth without a single wrinkle, not a speck anywhere, starched napkins lurked in a drawer. Yes, definitely a perfectionist. After all, the kitchen, according to the official statements of scientists, is the dirtiest place in the house. Even if you never cook, and you can meet guests no more often than snow in July, the cleanliness will be dazzling. Psychologists say that perfectionism is not very healthy, because the pursuit of perfection in everything undermines strength and eats away at the soul. Here, if only it did not come to the stage “got up at night to drink some water, came back – the bed is already made.” 

Glass table: a risky person

It is impossible not to understand what risks such an interior solution entails. First, every touch of the glass table is a nasty fingerprint. Secondly, the thing is still fragile. God forbid, a friend with a child will come to visit, he will be naughty and … However, you are ready to take risks in order to surround yourself with things that you really like. 

Table as pictured: socialite

Even now take pictures – and in the magazine of fashionable interior solutions. In such a kitchen, the towels are always ideally snow-white, the cutlery is the cutlery, not the scattered forks and spoons, the table is served as expected, and the napkins are only fabric. True, it is possible that some of them are just for show. Not only were they not used, they were not even breathed on. 

You want to be surrounded by the attributes of success, a kind of “life is good.” A glossy Instagram picture is your guideline, goal and ideal. This is not bad, as long as there is a worthy essence behind the attributes, and not emptiness.

Table with inedible things: romantic

Romantics are usually not very practical people. They can get ready for weeks to clean up, while the table is overgrown with all sorts of nonsense such as bottles, notebooks, pens, puzzles and other garbage, under which you can even find a sleeping cat. “Sometime later,” you say to yourself. This may never come later. 

You are sure that you can achieve any goal, you just do not need anything, you are not ambitious and not picky. But one day you will begin to achieve your goal and will certainly achieve it. If you rake the table. 

Five types of bread, spots and crumbs: the mother of the family

Baby pudding stains, cookie crumbs, five different dishes in the fridge to be fussy – yes, the diagnosis is accurate. No one, except you, is able to maintain order in the kitchen, and you are simply not enough for everything. But you know how to make people happy – and God bless him, with this table, which is never perfectly clean. 

Pull-out table: the god of parties

And the genius of parties. You obviously love the guests, and they love you. Collecting a huge company does not seem like a challenge to you, you cope with the organization of any holiday with a bang. Troubled? Come on, it’s nice! The only one who is unhappy here is the neighbors. Still, noisy parties are good when you yourself participate in them, and do not tolerate behind the wall. 

The table is uncomfortable or absent altogether: bohemian

Who needs these bourgeois dining table stuff! Definitely not for you. Furniture for you is a concept, not a matter of comfort or necessity. Better to put something in the kitchen that is not very functional, but unusual. Or even leave the space empty, rather than drag a typical table from a furniture hypermarket into the house. Well, at least you are not afraid to rebuild the space for yourself, which in itself is commendable.