7 gifts every parent dreams of

Have your kids already started scribbling letters to Santa Claus? Or maybe a subtle hint of what they would like to ask the main winter wizard? Yes, this is natural. Children are great masters of making wish lists. And in the editorial office of the portal Mom. me wondered: what would parents have guessed if they believed in Santa Claus? And we made our wish list. Beautiful, but completely unreal. Unfortunately.

All those star-shaped light bulbs on the ceiling, the cute glowing smurfs on the nightstand – it’s all great. But in reality, parents need a different light. One that would be able to put a child to sleep. And so that he slept for ten hours. And no bouncing in the middle of the night, confusion of day and night, getting up at five in the morning. Ah, dreams, dreams … (It’s time to play the song “Sweet Dreams”, but the copyright law forbids us.)

And here we are not talking about a nurse who will appear on the call and for a certain amount will sit with the child while you frantically run to the cinema. No. We need such a service – a subscription type. As soon as my patience and endurance came to an end, I was about to explode, I was tired so that I had no strength, then once, the doorbell rang, and a kind of Mary Poppins enters, who takes over all the fuss with the children. This is the kind of service I want as a gift. Paid for the next ten years, please.

Yes, I know that robotic vacuum cleaners have already been invented. No, I’m talking about something else. I need a robot that will be programmed specifically to clean a nursery or an apartment where there are children. It should be such a cute little thing that rushes around the room, tidies it up, and at the same time teaches children that cleaning is awful fun. She sings, gives out terrible jokes and laughs at any childish antics. In general, it stimulates.

There are whistles that make a sound that is inaudible to the human ear. Only animals react to it. But I’m not talking about that again. Imagine this: your child started whining. Easy to imagine, right? And here you are – oops! – take the whistle, blow into it, and the child immediately stops talking. And no whining! So it will be possible to part with sedatives.

5. Self-walking dog for a dog

Well, yes, this is not a little about children. But imagine such a miracle – a collar that will walk the dog. Put it on this walking diarrhea, which is ready to pull you out with a blanket, and sleep on. You simply set up the collar, for example, for a ten-minute walk. Indicate the route. And he makes the dog stay away from cars, does not allow to pick up all sorts of rubbish from the ground and bypass aggressive neighbor dogs.

Does everyone know what a bath bomb is? A ball that you throw into the water and voila, you have a full bubble bath. Well, we will continue the thought. Let someone else invent a dental bomb. You throw a ball into a child’s mouth – and that’s it. He hisses there, dissolves and brushes children’s teeth. And forget about those minty smells, nobody likes them. Let the bombs smell like sneakers, chips, or chocolate milk.

7. Application for preparing homework

If you think that I know how to solve XNUMXth grade math problems, then you are wrong. I have not the foggiest idea. And how wonderful it would be – I opened the application, told me that it wasn’t working … And a voice full of love, peace and humility (not this Siri rubbish with its unbearable character) will tell you how to solve this and how it is spelled. No, he won’t do his homework for my silly thing. It will be such a desktop tutor. Can you imagine how much nerves, time and money such a charm will save?