15 things parents do that make kids blush

You know, I have an old black-and-white photograph in my family archive, which is codenamed “Natalya is sitting on a pot and eating a felt boot.” No, I won’t show it to you. First, because I’m not quite dressed in it. Secondly, I’m a little over a year old there, and I look like a big steam pie. Thirdly, because the title of the picture very accurately reflects the essence of the captured event. And my older brother has a photo where he is standing, holding on to a bench and looking at the camera with big frightened eyes. Looks very cute, as if cuter than me. But this is if you do not know what, a second before the shutter clicked, he did a little in his pants. Our biggest nightmare with him is that these photos will go public. But they could! When I behaved badly as a teenager, my mother threatened me a couple of times that she would show that same photo to my friends. I was ready to burn out with shame from just one perspective, so it worked flawlessly.

Surely everyone has such a story. Community Inhabitants BuzzFeed shared the most embarrassing times when their parents made them blush.

1. “When I was 15, my mother drafted a contract that included no kissing, no adult meetings, and sleeping together. Then for the first time in my life I started dating a guy, and my boyfriend and I had to sign this contract. And my mother then hung up the contract on the wall. “

2. “When I was in ninth grade, I invited my friends over to watch a movie together. My father decided that we were being too noisy. Therefore, he left the bedroom, dressed in some kind of greasy underpants, which were so big for him that he could see his household. He went out, yelled at me and my friends, and went back. “

3. “When I was in college, my mother went crazy because I got so many messages. She checked all the numbers they came from and asked about each one to whom they belonged. And she even called one of the numbers and said not to dare to write to me anymore.

4. “My dad loves to make stupid jokes when I invite my college friends over to dinner. Once, when we had almost finished eating, he looked at me and the guys and said: “So, now let’s talk about how your body is changing.”

5. “My mother taught biology here. When it came to the topic of human reproduction, she said: “Someday all of you will have sexual relations …” With these words, she pointed at me with a pointer and added: “Besides you, you will never have sex.”

6. “My mom asked my boyfriend if he got an erection because of me.”

7. “At my little sister’s wedding, my father first called her by a false name, and then danced hip-hop instead of my father’s dance.”

8. “In high school, my girlfriends and I dyed our hair, and my mom said we now look like we have cum in our hair.”

9. “Once my father and I were running alongside in the gym on treadmills. Nearby, a woman with very impressive breasts was doing a stretch. My father was wearing headphones, but he forgot about them and yelled: “She doesn’t have boobs, but balloons!” The whole audience heard this. The woman blushed, and I was thinking about running away. “

10. “When I was 15, I had a boyfriend who wore jeans low on his hips so that the elastic of his panties or the top of his buttocks were visible. My mother hated him. One evening she drank too much, pulled down her pants, showed us her butt and said, “This is what will happen if you don’t learn how to wear a belt.”

11. “My parents and I were walking home, and we came across the girls who had gathered for a bachelorette party. They were all in pink dresses and lined up in front of the limousine for a photo. Instead of just walking by, my father decided to jump in front of them with a wild yell – just to ruin the frame. “

12. “When I was 12, I had one bad habit: when I came home, I pulled my jeans along with my underpants and threw them on the floor. Mom threatened to hang my panties on the mailbox in front of the house if I did it again. Of course I did. When I returned from school, I saw my underpants on the mailbox. “

13. “My mother and I had a fight when she gave me a lift to school. She said that if I don’t change my tone, she will get out of the car and dance right in front of the school, whatever she has. That is, in a nightie. I didn’t believe she would do it. But she danced until I ran inside the school. “

14. “When I was in school, my father often took part in triathlons and shaved his legs – they say it helps to improve aerodynamics. When my friends and I entered the house, my father stood up and offered to touch his legs so that we could understand how smooth they are. “

15. “I was a cheerleader in high school and one day before a show I started my period. I sent my mom a message asking her to buy me tampons. When we were warming up, my mother burst into the hall, waving a box of tampons and shouting: “I brought you tampons! I hope they are big enough. ” The box bore the words Super +. “

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