10 ways to piss everyone off at the fitness club

Sports have been shown to help relieve stress. And everything would be so if it were not for the people who behave in the gym or pool as at home, or even worse. Here are my personal top 10 terrible visitor habits that can piss me off.

Wash like it’s the last time

What can you do in the shower, and in someone else’s, and even surrounded by a queue of naked bodies, for half an hour? I ask myself this question every time I come to the pool. Ten showers, and three of them are steadily occupied by those who, apparently, have hot water turned off all year round. Is it really so nice not to lather in your own bath in the hundredth circle and dodge the crowd of not yet washed pops? Is this a new kind of naturism or a way to save the family budget on hot water? Ladies who wash like the last time, you know, you are terribly enraged by many!

When my house was renovated and we demolished the entire bath to concrete, I shaved my legs in a basin in the kitchen, which is another quest. And you could have done easier and, like half of the fitness visitors, bring the machine with you and shave everything and everywhere. I can’t describe how nice it is when someone in front of you generously smears the bikini area with cream or foam and, uncoiling, creates … Why show it to everyone around you? A lady in years once cut her long hair in her armpits with scissors in the dressing room by the mirror. To my question: “Why not do it at home?” she was wildly indignant at the intrusion into her personal file and replied that she had the right. Maybe it does, but why do we need this show of transforming a hairy caterpillar into a butterfly?

Wrap yourself in clay, rub with honey

I have nothing against wraps, scrubs and other body cosmetics. But I can’t stand the clay and coffee women who drag the entire refrigerator into the hall. When one day black water sprinkled with sand from a nearby booth began to approach me in the shower, my eye twitched nervously. It turns out that the neighbor fought cellulite in the field with the help of a scrub that she prepared herself. Why can’t you use this bakery set in your bathroom? Is it a pity to clog up the pipes? Why do we all need to sniff your coffee with sugar and activated charcoal?

More often than not, there is a warning about this product: “Dear visitors, it is forbidden to use oil on the territory of the dressing room and shower, not because of harm, but for safety reasons.” On a couple of drops that have fallen from your body onto the tile, you can simply slip! Your silky skin of other people’s broken bones is not worth it. By the way, you can fall too. So think about it.

Splash with perfume and sprays

If we are in the same room with you, this does not mean at all that everyone around you likes your perfume or hairspray. By the way, administrators of fitness clubs also write about this and ask you not to splash with anything in the locker rooms, and even more so before training in the gym or pool. I will never forget the geranium girl diving next to me. It was this flower that smelled of her hair oil, which she applied to the curls before the swim. The girl’s rubber cap kept slipping off, which is not surprising, because oil and rubber are friends. But the main thing is that the hair remains beautiful. And what the hell does it matter if everyone around them loves geraniums?

Dozens of times I put on socks on the bench, raised my head, and my gaze rested on someone else’s naked ass or worse. The children of my friend because of such meetings face-to-face with other people’s fifths threw a tantrum and refused to go to the pool in the future. They described in paints how a naked aunt bent down … Even if you have a perfect body, believe me, few strangers want to see his intimate places a centimeter from their nose! We got out of the shower – wrapped ourselves in a towel, went to the locker and put on linen in the free space. No need to pull on the panties of others in front of the face, please!

It is difficult to convey how I love it when one girlfriend sits on the simulator, the second gets up next to her and for the first time in five minutes she waves her leg, and for the remaining 299 seconds she tells what and where she bought, cooked, how he looked at her, what kind of Vanka Marinka is a goat and everything else. Ladies often do not want to get off a simulator that they do not use, and they snort angrily at the requests of others. And what is so-and-so? I paid for the subscription! Most of all, such talkative nymphs in the pool are enraged. They are not familiar with the need to swim forward on the right side of the track, and backward on the left. They barely move their legs and move exactly in the center. And someone is sure to crash into this iceberg and then the whole session hears in the trail how he behaves uncivilized. Non-cultured – you, lovers of talk and idle space occupation.

If anyone does not know, the clubs give out towels so that the visitors put them on the exercise equipment, do not get into someone else’s sweat and do not leave theirs there. Everyone knows, right? So why do so many people throw towels in the corner, flop to reap a lot of weight and leave behind a sweaty puddle? I don’t know about you, but it’s a pity for me to even put a towel in this swamp. But it’s okay to put it down and that’s all, then you have to pick it up, take it in your hands, and it’s already saturated, and maybe it even smelled like someone else… It’s just unpleasant.

Yes, it happens. You enter the dressing room, and there the girls crunch cookies or even sweets. The question of why to absorb it after training is not even worth it, everyone’s personal business here. But people who go to the gym to lose weight and limit themselves in everything, from your feast, to put it mildly, are not at ease. Someone, because of someone else’s candy, may even break loose and spend the night at the refrigerator. It’s just not pretty. Eat at home!

I don’t mean one picture, I’m guilty of it myself, like almost everyone else. But when you come up to the simulator and hear: “spoil the frame!”, It starts to enrage. Ten minutes of posing in front of the mirror, hundreds of selfies with the dumbbells you need, a stationary bike tightly occupied because it is broadcast live to social networks. Well, how much can you, huh?