Contents
- 1. You receive strange texts
- 2. You must ventilate the room during the day
- 3. You have more and more flop
- 4. You launch emergency laundry machines
- 5. You start the meal alone
- 6. Your child’s room is closed
- 7. There is marked “shampoo for oily hair” on your shopping list.
- 8. Your sneakers / your sweater / your bag has disappeared
- 9. There are songs you don’t know on your playlist
- 10. And science fiction books in the bathroom
A teenager is not like a baby. Even if we have had ten years to prepare for it, we are always surprised when the first acne pimple appears. And all the rest. What are the signs
1. You receive strange texts
With emoticons. And spelling mistakes. And soon you will also receive emails “Mom how am I going to do, I forgot my cell phone!” “.
2. You must ventilate the room during the day
No doubt, there is a need to ventilate the room a second time during the day. Your child is sweating. His boyfriends / girlfriends too. And you are that crazed old parent who says “Well, open up a little, we’re choking!” “.
3. You have more and more flop
Before your jokes he / she made himself screw up on his high chair. Today he / she rolls his eyes to the sky and gives you a tight smile. “Mom, stop, you’re not funny, that bothers me there!” “.
4. You launch emergency laundry machines
“Where are my dark blue jeans?” “,” Where’s my sweatshirt thing? “. Hell and damnation, they are in the dirty and the child is on the verge of unease. The worst part is that you obey his sartorial madness by reminding yourself of how important it is at that age.
5. You start the meal alone
The “at the table !!!! The most powerful, the happiest, the most promising in the world could not urge the child to come down to eat on time. Suddenly, tired of war, you start grated carrots without the teenager.
6. Your child’s room is closed
“Do not come in”, “Forbidden to Muggles” and other skulls make you want to push the door. If you try, the lock is double-locked more and more often. But why did you put in the keys too?
7. There is marked “shampoo for oily hair” on your shopping list.
It was the child who saw it on TV. He also sometimes scribbled “organic deodorant” or “exfoliating cream”. Gone are the days of Baby Mixa for the whole family!
8. Your sneakers / your sweater / your bag has disappeared
Impossible to get your hands on your last purchases! The child borrows everything from you. Especially when it’s new. And chic. And there, of course, you are the best parent in the world.
9. There are songs you don’t know on your playlist
Neither the artist nor the title tells you anything. Sure, someone under the age of majority who watches TV downloads music without notifying you.
10. And science fiction books in the bathroom
With black covers and embossed titles that are scary. And usually you don’t even understand the fourth cover. That would almost make Tchoupi’s adventures regret. Almost.