The most beautiful blunders

“For my second childbirth, according to my husband, I hit on the midwife student. I told her she had very beautiful eyes. She said thank you and started to blush and, of course, to drive the point home, I added: “I’ll be a man, you’d say I’m flirting with you, but it’s true that you have beautiful eyes. “My husband was kind enough not to burst out laughing right away, even if he wanted to, he confessed to me later … But since then, he’s not shy about telling it to whoever wants to. hear it well … ”

Kiveu

“They put me in for the epidural at midnight and the midwife said to me:” Do not hesitate to press the pump to inject the product. “No problem, so I pressed regularly, and there, another midwife arrives and says:” As soon as you feel something, you have to press because the time for it to take effect, it takes 10 minutes. »And she reaffirms. Suddenly, I began to “get high”, and there, they tell me “cesarean”. So rebelote, they inject me with morphine and I, completely high on drugs, I have found nothing better than to ask for Dr Ross (Georges Clooney in Urgences!), Telling them that in the series all the doctors were beautiful , but that in reality it is not the case !!! Must say that it was 7 hours that I received morphine !!! I have an excuse! ”

Mameli

“We went to the maternity ward at 20 pm, 5 cm, I didn’t want an epidural! At 00:30 am, I was in great pain but the two midwives gave birth to two other mothers. The doctor on duty arrived and told me that without perishing I couldn’t do it because the cervix was blocked. Before leaving for the anesthetist, he told the midwife who had returned to put me on morphine, without informing us. 15 min later, I was in the clouds, my husband was holding the oxygen mask to me. At one point, he took it away from me and I came to my senses, I begged him to return the mask to me. When the anesthesiologist arrived, I didn’t like his glasses at all. Me: “What does he want this c .. with his glasses, look at Mamour!” My husband was too ashamed, then he came out for the peri, I couldn’t even sit up during the pose, the morphine was too good. In the end, I gave birth at 4:00 am, the effects having worn off I felt my baby passed. 15 min later, I fell in the apples. What a night ! ”

HELGUI

“Well, I was so stunned after 20 hours of contractions that when I had the epidural, I kept telling the anesthetist that I was in love with him. My man made a funny face!… ”

minounette73

“For my first childbirth, I had to drop my goat salad to go to the maternity ward. I’m so delirious (they put me on morphine) that during the flare-ups I cried: “I’m hungry!” Everyone was laughing, it was very funny! And when the baby came out, he had the cord between his legs, so I said to my man: “The gygy messed up, how are we going to do, we have no first names!” “The midwife said to me:” No, it’s a girl! »Laugh again! ”

jen139

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