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Funny story
My wife and I were walking late at night from the theater through the park. It is dark, there are almost no people, only on the other side of the street, rare passers-by flicker. The conversation turned to the topic of crime by itself.
The wife says: “This is how I will walk alone in the evening, if something happens, and not a single man will intercede.” Let me argue: why is she of such an opinion about men? He began to give examples of his own and others’ heroism. She suggested: “Let’s check it out! As if you are raping me! Let’s see if someone comes running to save me or not. “
No sooner said than done. We started the experiment. I threw my wife onto the lawn, pulled the zipper on my jacket, and already got to the zipper on my trousers. And she suddenly shouts to the whole park: “Help !!! Rape !!! ” And let’s fight back in every possible way.
I do not know why, but from her screams I came to full combat readiness. She flounders under me, I feel: even if the cops come running, I will not let her go until I do my job.
I haven’t had such ardor for a long time. The wife yells even louder: “Liu-yu-di-i-i! Help me! ” I cover her mouth with one hand, pull off her pants with the other. He found such a passion for me – he is ready to rape her in front of the astonished audience.
She asks me in my ear: “Are you out of your mind? We wanted to pretend! ”. I puff in response: “They wanted to pretend, but it will turn out in truth!” the wife stopped resisting in surprise. Frankly, we have never had such violent sex in our life!
“Madam, don’t worry ..”
“Well,” my wife asked when we were already buttoning up, “where are your heroes? I don’t see a single one! ” And suddenly nearby an old man “God’s dandelion” with a dog on a leash says: “Madam, don’t worry, I’ve already called the police.”
Then we jumped up and how we jerk! They ran as if for Olympic gold! Thank God the police were slow.
Recently, in the evening park, I met my wife from work, and again I wanted to “rape” her. She screamed and resisted, even had to break the zipper on her trousers. She then grumbled because of the lightning, but it was clear from her face that she was pleased.
Again, no one came to help her. Only some aunt threatened from afar: “I’ll call the police now!” But I didn’t know whether I did it or not. This is how I became a “rapist”.
I am afraid that sooner or later they will take me. Painfully believable wife shouts: “Help, rape !!!” You feel such a villain from her screams. Try to prove later that we are pretend …
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